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1. Password
A man was setting up his new e-mail address in his computer with his wife sitting beside him. Feeling macho and horny, he
keyed in "PENIS" as his e-mail password. His wife fell off her chair laughing when the computer replied: "PASSWORD NOT
LONG ENOUGH"
2. Role Model
Anak: Tay, pag laki ko gusto ko maging katulad mo.
Tatay: Gusto moring maging doctor anak?
Anak: Hind po tay, gusto ko ring maka-SEX si yaya!
3. Mananawagan
Radio Announcer: Lolo, mananawagan po ba kayo?
Lolo: Opo.
Radio Announcer: Ilang taon na po ba kayo?
Lolo: 98 na po.
Radio Announcer: Wow! Ang tanda nyo na pala! Sige po lolo, manawagan na po kayo.
Lolo: Kuya, umuwi ka na, di na galit si daddy sa yo.
4. Bishop's Last Wish
An Old Biship on deathbed had a last wish.... to see a naked GRO.
When the GRO came and stripped all the way....
The Biship said, "sus! Parehas din pala sa Madre!"
5. Healing Session
Priest: Put your hand on the part that needs healing.
Wife puts hand on husband's penis.
Priest: I said HEALING not RESURRECTION OF THE DEAD!
6. Senior Citizen
Lolo with prostitute.....
Lolo: Ineng, pag nag-sex tayo, magkano ang ibabayad ko?
Prosti: One thousand po, lolo.
Pagkatapos mag-sex. inabot ang bayad...
Prosti: Lolo, bakit 800 land to?!
Lolo: Senior Citizen ako, may 20% discount!!!
7. Essay
Teacher's Instruction: Write an essay in a few words discussing Religion, Sexuality and Mystery.
Student wrote: My God, I'm pregnant, I wonder who the father is.
8. Babala
Huwang laruan ang puso ng babae dahil nag-iisa lang yan....
Okay lang laruan ang suso dahil dalawa naman yan.
NGEK....NGEK...NGEK
A man was setting up his new e-mail address in his computer with his wife sitting beside him. Feeling macho and horny, he
keyed in "PENIS" as his e-mail password. His wife fell off her chair laughing when the computer replied: "PASSWORD NOT
LONG ENOUGH"
2. Role Model
Anak: Tay, pag laki ko gusto ko maging katulad mo.
Tatay: Gusto moring maging doctor anak?
Anak: Hind po tay, gusto ko ring maka-SEX si yaya!
3. Mananawagan
Radio Announcer: Lolo, mananawagan po ba kayo?
Lolo: Opo.
Radio Announcer: Ilang taon na po ba kayo?
Lolo: 98 na po.
Radio Announcer: Wow! Ang tanda nyo na pala! Sige po lolo, manawagan na po kayo.
Lolo: Kuya, umuwi ka na, di na galit si daddy sa yo.
4. Bishop's Last Wish
An Old Biship on deathbed had a last wish.... to see a naked GRO.
When the GRO came and stripped all the way....
The Biship said, "sus! Parehas din pala sa Madre!"
5. Healing Session
Priest: Put your hand on the part that needs healing.
Wife puts hand on husband's penis.
Priest: I said HEALING not RESURRECTION OF THE DEAD!
6. Senior Citizen
Lolo with prostitute.....
Lolo: Ineng, pag nag-sex tayo, magkano ang ibabayad ko?
Prosti: One thousand po, lolo.
Pagkatapos mag-sex. inabot ang bayad...
Prosti: Lolo, bakit 800 land to?!
Lolo: Senior Citizen ako, may 20% discount!!!
7. Essay
Teacher's Instruction: Write an essay in a few words discussing Religion, Sexuality and Mystery.
Student wrote: My God, I'm pregnant, I wonder who the father is.
8. Babala
Huwang laruan ang puso ng babae dahil nag-iisa lang yan....
Okay lang laruan ang suso dahil dalawa naman yan.
NGEK....NGEK...NGEK