Jan 23, 2008 14:01
I don't know why everyone says Cloverfield is such a good movie. It sucked pretty hard, unless you enjoy youtube videos, iPod Commercials and Michael J Fox's home movies (because he has Parkinsons) Fuck that movie. It should have been titled "Just Die Already, You Prententious Hipster Faggots: The Movie" I have to watch 30 minutes of a bunch of douchebags I dont' give a shit about have a party, and then wonder why they can't have a party anymore when something explodes? HEY THERE'S A GIRL YOU LIKE BUT YOU DIDN'T TELL HER! OH BOY! The monster was just a plot device used to seperate characters from other characters.
Seriously, if this is the shit that people like, we're only one year away from "MYSPACE: The Musical"