Mar 16, 2010 22:45
You know when you're a KAT-TUN fan when...
1. Brush off other people hitting high notes because it can't compare to Jin's Gold Ballad Version note.
2. You attempt to turn your male friends into fans to confuse their sexual identity. (I think it would be interesting to do XD)
3. You scream "Why Jennifer Why?" (It happens. I Can't help it )
4. Car Shrimp is your favorite type of vehicle and food at the same time.
5. You don't care for ninjas anymore after Kaizokuban. (Hmm...never really lived ninjas)
6. You want to name your goldfish Junno. (Haha....already done :P)
7. You go up to random people and say "Shall we BOUZU?" (Haha! I should try that)
8. Bye Bicycle is your way of saying bye. (love)
9. You actually make the bicycle handle movement when you say Bye Bicycle.
10. The best phone in existence is DoCoMo. (Yea!!! ♥ the ads, too.)
11. You immediately become a fan of everyone and anyone that appears on Cartoon KAT-TUN. (not all of them)
12. The best lip gloss in existence is Rohto.
13. You looked up Oshiri Kajiri Mushi because of Kame.
14. You've developed a fascination for turtles because of Kame. (This it so true!!! I now have 4 plushy turtles.)
15. You have an odd desire to put some plaid around your waist. (haha.....guilty)
16. You tell your friends you want to become a beatboxer. (Haha I tell my sisters all the time!!! But I do tell some friends :P)
17. You want to learn how to juggle and tap dance at the same time. (I just wanna know how to juggle.....tap dance? nope)
18. Scream while watching Domoto Koichi things because KAT-TUN took their dance moves from him so that makes you excited (well.....maybe just a little excited. But I don't watch some of his stuff)
19. You can fill up 5GB or more in a day. (FOR SURE. ♥)
20. One mag scan has more MB than a song. (Yup! I have some scarily large, high resolution ones XD)
21. Adopts Jingrish as your official language. (Maybe....over the summer? >.<)
22. Scours vintage stores for Rolling Stones shirts and merchandise.
23. Has thought about buying a Rolling Stones shirt or merchandise online because you couldn't find it after checking the stores.
24. You refuse to download any interview or talk that's not subbed because you know people will sub it. (guilty :P)
25. Dropping jewelery into water from a boat is now related to Tatta Hitotsu no Koi and not Titanic (well.....its both for me XD)
26. Think that guys with pelts plastered all over them is pretty hot. (...only if the guys are already hot to begin with XD)
27. Think that guys with random fingernails painted is pretty hot. (Can't help it)
28. Attempts to learn everything about Baseball which has now become your favorite sport because of Kame. (no. As much as I love Kame, I never watch baseball. I only will if Kame was playing)
29. Tries to convince your male friends to buy Ed Hardy brand clothes because it's the closest thing to Johnnys. (nope! Although I convinced some of them to buy Russ-K stuff XD)
30. Tell everyone that Dolce and Gabbana is the hottest brand ever, especially for men's underwear.
31. Knows all the names of Koki's brothers.
32. Liked Gackt again because Ueda likes him.
33. Hated Nishikido Ryo for being mean to KAT-TUN. (No....I never hated him. I never really pay that much attention to him *bricked*)
34. Liked Kusano ten-fold more when you found out he was a Kame fanboy. (I liked him before, but finding out was cute ^_^)
35. Find yourself buying more accessories and jewelery because of KAT-TUN. (Well....yes, but half of it is NEWS related)
36. Best musical in the world is Dream Boys hands down. (YES!)
37. Has bought more than a thousand dollars worth of KAT-TUN things (Well....not yet. Getting pretty close though XD)
38. Your wallpaper has KAT-TUN. (not KAT-TUN. More like Kame from his anan shoot XD♥)
39. Your wallpaper or icon/avatar has something to do with Keep the Faith. (No. But its my QOP shirt D:)
40. Actually listened to whatever song Yuichi advertises you to listen to while falling asleep in his manual/blog/message thing. (only if it's good ♥)
41. Has completely abandoned all previous fandoms for KAT-TUN. (haha kinda XD But I gained more fandoms too)
42. Thinks something is talking about Kame when you read Nino's name. (LOL when it's actually in Japanese, yeah XD)
43. Guys touching each other, kissing, on top of each other is totally normal. (I wouldn't have it any other way XD)
44. You laugh at people who are anti-KAT-TUN or don't know who they are.
45. All guys should know how to work a cane, a chair and know how to pole dance. (DEFINITELY. REAL MEN. ♥)
46. Your friends who don't like them can still name them. (Well....almost. They know 4 out of 6)
47. Support 5 pairings at once because, heck, they're all good. (*counts* nope....sorry )
48. KAT-TUN is your portal to JE. (Umm....yea!)
49. KAT-TUN is your portal to Hey!Say7!Jump (Actually watching Lovely Complex was my portal D:)
50. You think Nakajima Yuto is cool because he's cool with Kame. (who? *bricked*)
51. All guys should have an obsession with candy like Jin in Yukan. (hehehe ._.)
52. Your goal in life is to find a job that relates to KAT-TUN. (I wish. But I want to do something with music)
53. You reason for going to Japan is because you want to stalk a member of KAT-TUN. (stalk? no way! Just a concert. And maybe some products.)
54. Lip syncing is totally okay with you now. (No....but only when the performance has a heavily choreographed dance routine, or if there's some other reason)
55. You think a real boyband needs to act, sing, dance, fanservice, beatbox, tapdance, do theater, know how to play instruments or else they're posers. (haha maybe :P)
56. The first time you've been on Yahoo Japan auctions was because of KAT-TUN merchandise. (Yup!)
57. The first DVD tour you've bought was KAT-TUN. (DUH! Tour 2007 Cartoon KAT-TUN II YOU)
58. The first single you ever bought was KAT-TUN. (no! Tegomass was first D:)
59. You have never contemplated buying another version of anything till you got into KAT-TUN (So true!!! Trying to get every single in every version)
60. You attempt to give you and your friends a "group" name by rearranging the first letters of your last names (tried and failed)
61. Your PARENTS know who KAT-TUN is and which one is your favorite. (Yes. It took them a while to actually figure out that KAT-TUN wasn't a person though XP)
62. You think Ueda looks better than most if not all jrockers. (-_- Thats kinda hard to say.....some of them are good looking too)
63. You have been turned off by all the guys at your school because none can compare to your favorite KAT-TUN member well. (When in High School yea.....but no asian guy can compare >.<)
64. Your binders and notebooks are littered with KAT-TUN pics. (my room yes, but my notebooks are filled with akame fics XD)
65. Your teacher knows who KAT-TUN is.
66. Your wall has more KAT-TUN than actual... wall (yes!!! Even my door XD)
67. You refuse to believe that Junno looks like Changmin from DBSK. (but they look a like.)
68. You have the subbed and nonsubbed versions of all their PVs in high quality. (yes! and in HQ too ^_^)
69. The first lyrics you ever memorized the whole thing of was a KAT-TUN song (ahh! Tegomass beats them again)
70. Have all 7 versions of Real Face (yes I do!!!)
71. You left your passion for anime to watch Johnny dramas, screw animation it's all about real bishies.
72. Whenever someone mentions cancer or terminal illnesses you think of Yuuki
73. Whenever you see Oguri Shun you think of him bawling his eyes out in Yuuki (what? was he in yuuki?)
74. Motorcycles never looked so good till Jin sat on one (actually....when Kame sat on one in yuuki XD)
75. The first time you ever maxed out on Megaupload was after you became a KAT-TUN fan.
76. You spent over an hour trying to hack Megaupload to d/l more KAT-TUN things
77. You used to think Mr. Johnny was a gay child molester, now you think he's God Again.
78. You never thought that a guy was hot with a belly button piercing till you saw Jin. (very true ^_^)
79. You never thought yukatas looked so good till you saw KAT-TUN wearing them.
80. You have no idea where the hell Uebo came from but you call Ueda that anyway because it's the cutest thing you've ever heard
81. You started watching One Piece because Luffy is Jin and Kame's favorite anime character. (I haven't.....yet)
82. Doraemon is the best anime ever
83. You quote KAT-TUN lyrics for inspiration. (Sometimes, yes >D)
84. Has cried watching the KAT-TUN real face tour (Yes I did)
85. You believe KAT-TUN is good for losing weight, you sweat, writhe, laugh and never have enough money for actual food.
86. You didn't know what OTP or OT3 was before you got into KAT-TUN. (Still don't know what it is)
87. You've saved paparazzi photos of their houses. (ok.....that seems creepy)
88. July 4th isn't the U.S independence day anymore it's Jin's birthday! (It's still both)
89. You never cared who Morimoto Shintaro was... until he played Kame's little brother in Dream Boys. (still don't? >.<)
90. You've listened to the Kame version of Seishun Amigo [more] than the actual version with Yamapi. (There is a Kame version? *bricked*)
91. You watched Blades of Glory and when the guy came out with the peacock all you could think of was Seishin Junno.
92. You watched Gokusen 2 before you watched Gokusen, if you even watched the first one at all. (guilty)
93. Skipped parts of Gokusen 2 unless Kame and Jin were in the frame (the 3rd time around)
94. Didn't know any actresses names until you got into KAT-TUN (haha very true!)
95. You used up a lot of brain cells trying to figure out who did the coughing part during Signal (not a lot. Just wanted to know who did it)
96. You always do the hand motion whenever Real Face comes on
97. You would try to eat something that looks complete inedible and gross if someone from KAT-TUN tasted it and said it was Umai
98. You run out of breath more from watching KAT-TUN than you do running during Gym class (I have a feeling this might be true. not sure though XD)
99. You want a skull ring
100. Cross dressing is totally fine with you, in fact you think it's kind of cute (nope! Only if its Kame or Tego)
101. You didn't realize you were that crazy about KAT-TUN until you read the last 100 desсriptions and LOLed when you realized how many applied to you.
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So....I wonder if I really am a KAT-TUN fan XD
Too lazy to see how many apply to me.
yuichi nakamaru,
jin,
koki tanaka,
junnosuke taguchi,
kat-tun,
kazuya kamenashi,
tatsuya ueda