women jokes make me miss Cameron
Q: What is better than winning a medal at the Special Olympics?
A: Not being retarded
Q: What's the first thing a woman does when she gets out of the battered wives' shelter?
A: The dishes if she knows what's good for her
Q: How do you swat 200 flies at one time
A: Hit an Ethiopian in the face with a frying pan.
Q: What do 54,000 abused woman every year have in common?
A: They don't fucking listen.
Q. How can you tell a macho woman?
A. She rolls her own tampons.
Q. What's a mixed feeling?
A. When you see your mother-in-law backing off a cliff in your new car.
Q. What's the height of conceit?
A. Having an orgasm and calling out your own name.
Q. Why don't they teach driver's education and sex education on the same day in Iraq?
A. They don't want to wear out the camel.
I stole these from Daniel's very pretty lovelady=) So thanks.
A: Not being retarded
Q: What's the first thing a woman does when she gets out of the battered wives' shelter?
A: The dishes if she knows what's good for her
Q: How do you swat 200 flies at one time
A: Hit an Ethiopian in the face with a frying pan.
Q: What do 54,000 abused woman every year have in common?
A: They don't fucking listen.
Q. How can you tell a macho woman?
A. She rolls her own tampons.
Q. What's a mixed feeling?
A. When you see your mother-in-law backing off a cliff in your new car.
Q. What's the height of conceit?
A. Having an orgasm and calling out your own name.
Q. Why don't they teach driver's education and sex education on the same day in Iraq?
A. They don't want to wear out the camel.
I stole these from Daniel's very pretty lovelady=) So thanks.