No, these two aren't remotely attracted to each other:
"Oh, my God. You're sleeping with me..."
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YlQdqi2BDyc (25 seconds)
"We're a couple!"
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9pSXO88t78c&feature=related (14 seconds)
Well, okay, so they probably aren't but that degree of relationship dysfunction would be truly epic!
For the record, I blame Peter Wingfield for my sudden fascination with subtext...