If you need me, I'll be over there laughing my ass off
So, there I was checking my LJ notifications and, amidst the usual spam for over-seas pharmacies that don't need a prescription, truly disturbing ads for porn sites (probably my old fault for using words like "role" and "playing" -- and, for that matter, "Victorian" and "smut" -- in my entries) when I come across a piece of spam that truly made my jaw drop and has me wondering: where will it end? I won't bore you with the whole thing, but a few lines should give you the general gist:
"Conventional bloc cakes are getting a toy boring these days days. If you in actuality want to acquire a noteworthy issue prove including a giant cupcake at your next at-home! The sole thing you unquestionably miss is the out ogre cupcake indentation, and giantess cupcake recipe. ... Below is a inclination of the largest giant cupcake pans, stands, liners and other items you may demand to anger started."
Yeah, I'm not sure which is funnier, the Engrish or the fact that I just got spammed with a link to buy BAKING UTENSILS. There's also, apparently, a line of cleaners to leave your pans "sinless" (spotless? in possession of a few dozen indulgences? witnessed, forgiven and saved? your guess is as good as mine). I wonder if they work equally well on humans? If I find out they do, party at my place, guys ;p
"Conventional bloc cakes are getting a toy boring these days days. If you in actuality want to acquire a noteworthy issue prove including a giant cupcake at your next at-home! The sole thing you unquestionably miss is the out ogre cupcake indentation, and giantess cupcake recipe. ... Below is a inclination of the largest giant cupcake pans, stands, liners and other items you may demand to anger started."
Yeah, I'm not sure which is funnier, the Engrish or the fact that I just got spammed with a link to buy BAKING UTENSILS. There's also, apparently, a line of cleaners to leave your pans "sinless" (spotless? in possession of a few dozen indulgences? witnessed, forgiven and saved? your guess is as good as mine). I wonder if they work equally well on humans? If I find out they do, party at my place, guys ;p