Food sweet sweet Food

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So, as some of you may know my household is currently lacking a kitchen...yes i said it...no kitchen. Now some of you may be asking yourselves "Impossible, how can such a girl live with real means of food supply, no pantry, no refrigerator, no means to fry a simple egg when she wakes up to the pangs of hunger in the early morning?????". Well, brothers and sisters i have been surviving. (and the good folks of Taco Bell now know my full name, house address, and social security number) However, things have just changed...DURASTICALLY. It all begain with a deep craving for chocolate. I had suddenly remebered that my mother had previously bought Nutella not two weeks ago and i wondered to myself "Where is the Nutella?". So I came to my mom, hands shaking, eyes buldging, my veins in need of coco imploring her to tell me the location of the chocolate...and that is when she said "Oh, its in the box next to the window." Window??? Box????? what was this nonsence that she directed my way.??? my brain quickly thought of every window in my house that could possibly let its tranlucent shadow fall onto this box of chocolate mystery. Somehow, my instincts lead me to the dinning room where, to my surprise, laid a box admist the rubble and dust full of not just that sacred can of Nutella.......BUT ALL I THE PANTRY ITEMS I HAVE SO BEEN UNWILLINGLY FASTING OF. upon seeing this i forgot my need of chocolate and instead moved onto a much more substantial food supply.....BAGEL CRISPS. "could already stale slices of bread become even more stale??" I wondered aloud hopping for the contrary. I opened the bag cautiously like a poor Ethiopian child would approach a TV and tasted a morsel of sweet grains....."YES" i creid aloud, "THE BAGELS ARE GOOD". at that moment i dropped to the floor and shouted my praise to the Bacon Gods for leading me to this paradise which has ended my hunger, my starvation, my lent come way too early. Then, like one of those kids that you send money to every month through a large and persausive corporation in return for a photograph of and estranged child with large eyes whom you are apparently supporting, i began eating the crips in a ravanous rage (do you like my cossonance?).

today, the day is good.