1. i think you're really awesome. but i can't help it! you remind me so much of lo puto gusiluz!
2. "i'm sorry, you don't know what the fuck goes on in my life, so why don't you gtfo my business" should have been my reply to know-it-all nosey fucks like you.
3. i would miss you, IF we had shared something to be missed in the first place.
4. wow, you really dyke-ed it up this time, huh?
5. i think you take your role as a douche boss more seriously than being a mentor. sometimes, you just don't know when a joke isn't that funny anymore.
6. haha, i think i stared at your boyfriend 10 seconds too long... sorry! how can i not? calm yo tits though, i won't steal your teen hitler.