137. You shimmy-shook my (boat/bone), leaving me stranded all in love on my own

[kat_litter]

TOP 5 REASONS WHY I SCARE THEM AWAY.

Apparently, I am:

1. boisterous, "too wild"

2. unstable and moody

3. too friend-ly

4. offensive and cuss a lot

5. insecure

kill me.