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pushkin666 is evil and for the Kinky Fuckbuddy, Vanilla Fuckbuddy, One Night Stand meme she gave me: Good Omens, Aziraphale, Crowley and Hastur. And I really had to think about this...
But here goes...
One Night Stand: Hastur
Ugh... I'm just not that into maggots? But listen, even if we discarded that and assumed no maggots would feature, the guy is still a demon. And not the 'look at all the evil mobile network tampering and angel tempting I'm doing' type of demon Crowley is. Feel it would be best for life and limb if one disappeared in the morning... I do love his shrieking though, so if the one night could include some of that, would not be opposed.
Vanilla Fuckbuddy: Crowley
Okay, this was a borderline. Because I think that the stuff that would turn Crowley into a puddle would be the kind of thing that some people use as kink, but could also be pretty vanilla... I'm talking praise and care-taking and sensory play (feathers anyone?) and been told when he did something really well. Also service. I'm guessing he would really get his kicks from making his partner feel amazing, then getting a dazed 'fuck you did good, thanks' at the end, and probably attach himself into your sweaty side like a clingy noodle he is. For warmth obviously, no other reason. So yeah, softly, softly with Crowley.
Kinky Fuckbuddy: Aziraphale
Listen: The safest being to try out anything with. Would never violate limits, would always respect safeword and your privacy (no revenge porn here, I bet both he and Crowley were appalled when they realised humans invented that too), could not be permanently harmed in accident, would get out of any binding if they wanted (or get you out too). Infinitely curious and would regard everything with the same curiosity of 'oh, is this with humans are into, how fascinating, let's try it' from holding hands to being beaten with a bullwhip, no judgement at all. Optimally built for aftercare cuddles.
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