WHY THE FUCKING FUCK IS THIS SEXIST SHIT STILL ON MY FUCKING TV?
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DEAR WILKINSON, FOR YOUR INFORMATION I'M CONSTANTLY READY 'DOWN THERE' BECAUSE MY 'DOWN THERE' (what are you, twelve?) IS FUCKING PERFECT THE WAY IT IS AND IF I WANT TO GO SKINNY DIPPING I'LL DO IT WITH MY HAIRY LEGS AND HAIRY ARMPITS AND MY HAIRY GOD DAMN CUNT, SO FUCK YOU AND YOUR SEXIST EXPECTATIONS AND VALUE JUDGEMENTS ABOUT WOMEN'S BODIES AND BEAUTY STANDARDS!
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Click to viewDEAR WILKINSON, FOR YOUR INFORMATION I'M CONSTANTLY READY 'DOWN THERE' BECAUSE MY 'DOWN THERE' (what are you, twelve?) IS FUCKING PERFECT THE WAY IT IS AND IF I WANT TO GO SKINNY DIPPING I'LL DO IT WITH MY HAIRY LEGS AND HAIRY ARMPITS AND MY HAIRY GOD DAMN CUNT, SO FUCK YOU AND YOUR SEXIST EXPECTATIONS AND VALUE JUDGEMENTS ABOUT WOMEN'S BODIES AND BEAUTY STANDARDS!
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