A Phone Call From China
A Phone Call From China
Ring.
“Hello?”
“Hey, Leeteuk.”
“Hi, Donghae. Did you need something?”
“Just wanted to talk. How are things back home?”
“Fine, hold on. Eunhyuk! Get off that chair and Yesung if you don’t put your turtles back in their tank, they will disappear! Sorry about that. Everything is great.”
“Sounds like it.”
“Was that a laugh? Lee Donghae, are you laughing at the situation here?”
“I would never do that Hyung.”
“I’m sure. Hey! No you can’t take that I’m-“
“Hello Donghae.”
“Hi Heechul.”
“Be a dear and put Hankyung on the phone please.”
“Ok.”
“Hello Heechul.”
“Hello my Chinese man. I know what you did last summer.”
“Uh I believe I was working with you.”
“I still know what you did last summer.”
“Heechul, have you been watching American movies again.”
“Yes.”
“Hello?”
“Leeteuk?”
“Yes. Hankyung?”
“What happened to Heechul?”
“I don’t know. He just tossed me the phone while smirking and walked away. What happened to Donghae?”
“He gave me the phone and said it was Heechul and went to play video games with Henry.”
“Oh. So how are things in China?”
“Alright.”
“Everyone is behaving?”
“Well enough, although yesterday I learned something new.”
“What?”
“I didn’t know that the ink in dry erase markers mixed with the ink in a ball point pen does some interesting things to clothing, but apparently Kyuhyun and Zhou mi did. They proved their knowledge on almost every pair of underwear Ryeowook has over here.”
“Prank war again?”
“Yep. Kyuhyun and Zhou mi are doing all the laundry by hand for the rest of the week. Ryeowook has been threatened that he will be joining if he retaliates.”
“Good, we don’t need anyone else joining in when we get there.”
“Speaking of that, aren’t you guys leaving to fly here in an hour?”
“Yes.”
“Then why are we talking on the phone?”
“I don’t know. Donghae called me.”
“Oh well he is in a zone now. So I’ll let you go.”
“Ok. I’ll see you in a bit.”
“Leeteuk?”
“Yeah?”
“Don’t forget to wear your back brace on the plane.”
“I won’t, mother.”
“You’ll thank me tonight when Donghae can hug you without killing you.”
“Yeah yeah.”
“See you in a while Leeteuk.”
“Bye Hankyung… Yesung! I swear if you don’t get this turtle this instant-“
Click.
AN: This is a little thing that just popped into my head while I was walking back to my dorm. It was inspired by a quote I found on MLIA that read "Today, I was cleaning my turtle's bowl so I let him walk around the garden. A few minutes later, I saw my mom running and screaming. My turtle was chasing her." When I read that all I could see was Yesung's turtle chasing a screaming Eunhyuk while Yesung watched laughing. Don't ask... I have no idea how it turned into this. Anyway hope you enjoyed it a little bit.
Ring.
“Hello?”
“Hey, Leeteuk.”
“Hi, Donghae. Did you need something?”
“Just wanted to talk. How are things back home?”
“Fine, hold on. Eunhyuk! Get off that chair and Yesung if you don’t put your turtles back in their tank, they will disappear! Sorry about that. Everything is great.”
“Sounds like it.”
“Was that a laugh? Lee Donghae, are you laughing at the situation here?”
“I would never do that Hyung.”
“I’m sure. Hey! No you can’t take that I’m-“
“Hello Donghae.”
“Hi Heechul.”
“Be a dear and put Hankyung on the phone please.”
“Ok.”
“Hello Heechul.”
“Hello my Chinese man. I know what you did last summer.”
“Uh I believe I was working with you.”
“I still know what you did last summer.”
“Heechul, have you been watching American movies again.”
“Yes.”
“Hello?”
“Leeteuk?”
“Yes. Hankyung?”
“What happened to Heechul?”
“I don’t know. He just tossed me the phone while smirking and walked away. What happened to Donghae?”
“He gave me the phone and said it was Heechul and went to play video games with Henry.”
“Oh. So how are things in China?”
“Alright.”
“Everyone is behaving?”
“Well enough, although yesterday I learned something new.”
“What?”
“I didn’t know that the ink in dry erase markers mixed with the ink in a ball point pen does some interesting things to clothing, but apparently Kyuhyun and Zhou mi did. They proved their knowledge on almost every pair of underwear Ryeowook has over here.”
“Prank war again?”
“Yep. Kyuhyun and Zhou mi are doing all the laundry by hand for the rest of the week. Ryeowook has been threatened that he will be joining if he retaliates.”
“Good, we don’t need anyone else joining in when we get there.”
“Speaking of that, aren’t you guys leaving to fly here in an hour?”
“Yes.”
“Then why are we talking on the phone?”
“I don’t know. Donghae called me.”
“Oh well he is in a zone now. So I’ll let you go.”
“Ok. I’ll see you in a bit.”
“Leeteuk?”
“Yeah?”
“Don’t forget to wear your back brace on the plane.”
“I won’t, mother.”
“You’ll thank me tonight when Donghae can hug you without killing you.”
“Yeah yeah.”
“See you in a while Leeteuk.”
“Bye Hankyung… Yesung! I swear if you don’t get this turtle this instant-“
Click.
AN: This is a little thing that just popped into my head while I was walking back to my dorm. It was inspired by a quote I found on MLIA that read "Today, I was cleaning my turtle's bowl so I let him walk around the garden. A few minutes later, I saw my mom running and screaming. My turtle was chasing her." When I read that all I could see was Yesung's turtle chasing a screaming Eunhyuk while Yesung watched laughing. Don't ask... I have no idea how it turned into this. Anyway hope you enjoyed it a little bit.