Dear Diary Journal
Entry Thirty Seven - Kyuhyun
The Record of the Stupidity of a Dorm Mate Named Yesung
Entry Two
Score
Ryeowook: 35
Heebum: 2
Ddang Ko Ma: 5 (for surviving)
Yesung: - 42
This is reporter Kyuhyun with your 2 o’clock AM breaking story update. I’m here live at the location of the incident where events are occurring as I speak, well write. Here in the lower Super Junior dorm there has been a Jail Break by one prisoner known as Ddang Ko Ma. Experts say that he has gotten fed up with the way his keeper has been treating him and has decided to make a run for it. It is highly suspected that he had an accomplice in this endeavor.
Breaking news! The prisoner has been discovered in a large bowl in the pantry. The one who discovered it has chose to accept the punishment of aiding and abating rather than give its location to the authorities. I’m here live with that person.
Sungmin why did you do what you did?
I almost turned him in but when I opened the door he looked at me and cried “no let me die in peace.” I didn’t have the heart to turn him in.
There you have it folks. A firsthand account of our lost criminal. Perhaps there will be a retrial on this one and our prisoner will be sent to a happier paradise then his current jail.
This just in! The keeper of the prisoner has located him. The run is over. Poor Ddang Ko Ma couldn’t move fast enough. I just witnessed the keeper walking by with Ddang Ko Ma in hand muttering “Shindong I will get you.” It is believe that this Shindong could be the allusive accomplice. We will do our best to keep you up to date as new news breaks on this story.
This has been Kyuhyun with your 2 o’clock breaking story. Now back to your regularly scheduled programming.
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