Brain Splattering: a True Artform
My brain has just been brutalized and irrevocably raped by a two hour long MultiVariable Calculus exam. Ironic considering I'd helped with a 14-day gestation period mice pup brain dissection at the Anatomy lab.
Instant karma sucks.
And having lost the first version of this long-ass post, am not going to bother with trying and retyping my attempts at laying the foundations of a witty farewell:
Am going on temporary ficcing hiatus. Don't kill me; have been planning this since end of August. Will still write... just not post. Please expect completely revamped Politically Correct Relations (because the current version has sucky flow, sucky development, no plot, and is teh suxx0rs) when I come back. Also expect Forward Motion 4 in November and some bits and pieces of crack courtesy of my fiancees and mine engagement.
Reasons for hiatus are many: PreMed track at WashU... deserves to be stabbed with a nail clipper. Also my own desire to spend more time with my art. Am currently drawing Cloud and Sephiroth fanart for Advent Children. Sketch pimp of finished Reno for those who haven't yet seen how far my priorities have degenerated:
Will be back. Still can't believe that computer just deleted my original huge ass post. Today's not my day. Head hurts. Mothfucker. >F Will end with a bit of Bleach spoiler-filled crack courtesy of chibipuck. On the existence of condoms in Soul Society and Ichigo's closet.
Petite Shinobi: Harukami's Bleach in the Bottle? Ahaha. It figures the only thing I could remember of it was Ichigo and Renji kissed. XD XD XD
Petite Shinobi: But Orihime's thought patterns? ♥
kasugai gummie: XDXD I remember it for that exactly
kasugai gummie: And Bitch!Rukia
Petite Shinobi: XD XD XD
Petite Shinobi: YES. Bitch!Rukia is teh love.
kasugai gummie: Agreed. SO glad she's back in the manga (we hope)
Petite Shinobi: *nodnodnod*
Petite Shinobi: Although - where is she going to stay now?
Petite Shinobi: (where are they all going to stay?)
kasugai gummie: .......... KUROSAKI CLINIC!!!!
kasugai gummie: HAHAHAHHA
Petite Shinobi: 'Cause if they find Urahara and Yoruichi, then they need to be all official.
Petite Shinobi: BUT THEY WOULDN'T ALL FIT IN ICHIGO'S CLOSET.
Petite Shinobi: XD XD XD
Petite Shinobi: ;D
kasugai gummie: XDDD
kasugai gummie: SURE THEY WOULD
kasugai gummie: Although someone might suffocate with the Big Boobies
Petite Shinobi: *snickers*
Petite Shinobi: And you know, Ishiin would be all "OH. WHAT A LOOOO~OVE-LY LADY!!!!"
Petite Shinobi: And then Ichigo and Karin would have to smack him.
kasugai gummie: Karin: I told you to take that poster of mom down; NOT commit adultery. ::swift kick to midsection::
kasugai gummie: Ichigo: .... BASTARD. ::kick to head::
kasugai gummie: Yuzu: ::approaches Hitsugaya:: Um... do you like dolls?
Petite Shinobi: (Ichigo would just smack him or kick him upside the head, sending him to the next building.)
kasugai gummie: ::nods::
Petite Shinobi: Ichigo: You can't ALL STAY HERE.
Petite Shinobi: Rukia: Don't worry - your closet is big enough! *demure*
Petite Shinobi: .... XD XD XD The questions that would bring up....
kasugai gummie: Rukia: ::looks to Ishiin:: Nee~ Kurosaki-sama? ::coquetish eye bat::
Petite Shinobi: Ishiin: OF COURSE, PRETTY LADY.
Petite Shinobi: Yuzu: What do you mean by "the closet"? Oniisan? Oniisan?
kasugai gummie: Rukia: Oh, Thank you SO MUCH, Kurasaki-sama! We appreciate it VERY MUCH, Kurasaki-sama!
kasugai gummie: Ichigo: ::vein popping::
Petite Shinobi: Renji: (mentally) WTF.
kasugai gummie: Yumichika: ::from the kitchen:: S-so beautiful!!!
Petite Shinobi: Yuzu: AH! (Oh no, I've been such a bad host!) What would you like to drink? Or eat?
kasugai gummie: Yuzu: ::looking torn:: And why is the black haired man staring at Mother's picture,
Onii-san?
Petite Shinobi: (*giggles* Yumichika?!)
kasugai gummie: (XDD TOTALLY)
Petite Shinobi: (XD XD XD BUT HE'S SO... FLAMING.)
kasugai gummie: (HE IS BUT THE ANIMATORS HAD HIM COMMENT ON HOW ORIHIME WAS PRETTY.... HE CAN APPRECIATE BEAUTY AND BE TOTALLY GHEI)
Petite Shinobi: (AH. THAT MAKES SENSE.)
kasugai gummie: Hitsugaya: ... I think we're losing the point here.... How are we going to sleep in a closet? ::frown::
Petite Shinobi: (... XD XD XD The implications! Plus. WHY DOES ICHIGO KNOW YOUR FIRST NAME HITSUGAYA-KUN?!?)
kasugai gummie: Kon: I CLAIM THE SPOT BETWEEN THE TWO NEECHANS!!!
kasugai gummie: (I DON'T KNOW. OMG THE POSSIBILITIES XDDD)
Petite Shinobi: (I SEE ALL THE FIXATE ON SMALL DETAILS. XD)
kasugai gummie: (XD)
Petite Shinobi: (ER. GRAMMAR. I MEAN, I fixate on all the small details. *cough*)
Petite Shinobi: Ichigo: You can't ALL stay in my closet!
Petite Shinobi: Ishiin: That's right! Two girls in a teenage boy's room? NO. You should stay with ME.
Petite Shinobi: (That or he'd tease Ichigo about growing up. Er. Actually, probably more that this scenerio than the other one.)
kasugai gummie: (OMGOMG XDDDDD)
kasugai gummie: (I DIE)
Petite Shinobi: Something like
Petite Shinobi: Ishiin: ICHIGO. You have become a MAN NOW. Now try not to do anything TOO naughty! *wink and discreetly giving his son condoms*
Petite Shinobi: Ichigo: *blushing furiously* WHAT ARE YOU THINKING?!?!?! *KICK*
kasugai gummie: Renji: ::stares at Ichigo in horror::
Petite Shinobi: Yuzu: Karin-chan, what's daddy talking about? What do you mean Ichigo's become a man? Karin-chan?
kasugai gummie: (OMG, YUZU!!! XD)
Petite Shinobi: (XD XD XD *cackles* Shinigami, welcome to the crack that is Ichigo's home life. Only redeeming parts are his sisters. *sigh*)
kasugai gummie: Rukia: Aaah, I thought better of you Kurosaki-kun! ::looks postively scandalized::
Petite Shinobi: Ichigo: Wha-wha--WHAT! It's all YOUR FAULT!
kasugai gummie: Ichigo: ::to isshiin: AND WHY THE FUCK DID YOU GIVE ME FIVE CONDOMS?
Petite Shinobi: Ishiin: Wait! Rukia-chan has been in Ichigo's room for awhile now, right? *smoozes up to his son* You haven't been doing anything dangerous, have you? *nudgenudge*
Petite Shinobi: (XD XD XD)
kasugai gummie: Renji: ::chokes and turns white::
Petite Shinobi: (XD XD XD *is ded*)
kasugai gummie: (Dude.... knowing Isshin, he'd probably root for his son to try everything. Try Everything.)
Petite Shinobi: (Yes, totally. Have you read triste's ishida/ichigo fics?)
kasugai gummie: (....... ARE YOU REFERRING TO THE ONE WHERE ISSHIN TRIES TO WAKE BOTH OF THEM UP? WHILE THEY'RE IN THE SAME BED?)
Petite Shinobi: (YES. YES THAT IS THE ONE.)
kasugai gummie: (XD XD XD)
Petite Shinobi: Hitsugaya: Wait, what are condoms?
kasugai gummie: (DED)
Petite Shinobi: (I only say this because he doesn't seem like he's from modern day world?!?!)
kasugai gummie: (DEDDEDDEDDEDDED)
Petite Shinobi: (I mean, CONDOMS IN SEIRAITEI?!)
kasugai gummie: Matsumoto: ::takes one from Ichigo and opens it::
Petite Shinobi: (OMG. NOW I'M DED.)
Petite Shinobi: Ichigo: *blushing furiously*
Petite Shinobi: Ishiin: *covers Karin's and Yuzu's eyes*
kasugai gummie: Matusmoto: ::analyzes critically:: I... don't think you need to know, taichou.
kasugai gummie: Matsumoto: Not yet at least.
kasugai gummie: Renji/Ikkaku/Yumichika: ::morbid fascination::
Petite Shinobi: Ishiin: Do you need a demonstration, oh Virgin Boy?
Petite Shinobi: (in referance to Ichigo, I mean)
kasugai gummie: Rukia: ::fake naive curiousity:: What is that thing, Kurasaki-kuuun? It's so small! What do you do with it?
kasugai gummie: Ichigo: SHUT UP OLD MAN >F
Petite Shinobi: (XD XD XD)
Petite Shinobi: Ichigo: YOU ALL DON'T NEED TO KNOW.
kasugai gummie: (I'm sure Rukia read about it in her "studies", naa? XD)
Petite Shinobi: (She probably would have. But then again, if all she was reading were horror stories/manga...)
kasugai gummie: Yuzu: Why not Onii-san?
Petite Shinobi: Karin: Yuzu-chan, you really don't need to know. Let's leave the perverted old man alone.
Petite Shinobi: Yuzu: But, Karin-chan, I don't understand. What is that? It looks like a balloon... what is oniichan supposed to do with it?
kasugai gummie: *limp balloon
Petite Shinobi: (aagh. I can't believe I used the balloon comment. >_<)
Petite Shinobi: (XD XD XD)
kasugai gummie: (someone would try to blow it up, naa?)
kasugai gummie: (OHMYGOD)
Petite Shinobi: (......... OHGOD.)
kasugai gummie: (Could you see Yachiru with a condom??)
Petite Shinobi: (..............OHMYGOD. DED.)
kasugai gummie: Yachiru: Ken-chaaaaaan!!! Blow this up for me!
kasugai gummie: Zaraki: Go make Ikkaku do it. I'm busy.
kasugai gummie: Ikkaku: ::sometime after attending Isshin's Human World Safe Sex seminar 101:: ....... O_O
Petite Shinobi: (And before I forget - there is this POT FujiRyo DJ with a Tezuka-finds-out type story line and the last comment is "Tezuka became more of a man.")
kasugai gummie: (OMGDED XDXDXDDD)
Petite Shinobi: Ikkaku: That is NOT a BALLOON.
kasugai gummie: Yachiru: Yes it is! Ichi gave it to me and told me it was!
kasugai gummie: Ikkaku: ... THAT BASTARD.
Petite Shinobi: (haha. Ichigo would SO do that. Or not. Since he is surprisingly non-pervy. XD XD XD I guess his friends make up for him. *snickers*)
kasugai gummie: (I think he would if just to annoy Zaraki in a manner that wouldn't require him fighting for his life. Again)
kasugai gummie: (annoy Zaraki/mess with the entire 11th division XD)
Petite Shinobi: (*snickers* Very true.)
Petite Shinobi: What would be interesting is if Ichigo ever found out his dad was a shinigami or if the visiting shinigami found out...
Instant karma sucks.
And having lost the first version of this long-ass post, am not going to bother with trying and retyping my attempts at laying the foundations of a witty farewell:
Am going on temporary ficcing hiatus. Don't kill me; have been planning this since end of August. Will still write... just not post. Please expect completely revamped Politically Correct Relations (because the current version has sucky flow, sucky development, no plot, and is teh suxx0rs) when I come back. Also expect Forward Motion 4 in November and some bits and pieces of crack courtesy of my fiancees and mine engagement.
Reasons for hiatus are many: PreMed track at WashU... deserves to be stabbed with a nail clipper. Also my own desire to spend more time with my art. Am currently drawing Cloud and Sephiroth fanart for Advent Children. Sketch pimp of finished Reno for those who haven't yet seen how far my priorities have degenerated:
Will be back. Still can't believe that computer just deleted my original huge ass post. Today's not my day. Head hurts. Mothfucker. >F Will end with a bit of Bleach spoiler-filled crack courtesy of chibipuck. On the existence of condoms in Soul Society and Ichigo's closet.
Petite Shinobi: Harukami's Bleach in the Bottle? Ahaha. It figures the only thing I could remember of it was Ichigo and Renji kissed. XD XD XD
Petite Shinobi: But Orihime's thought patterns? ♥
kasugai gummie: XDXD I remember it for that exactly
kasugai gummie: And Bitch!Rukia
Petite Shinobi: XD XD XD
Petite Shinobi: YES. Bitch!Rukia is teh love.
kasugai gummie: Agreed. SO glad she's back in the manga (we hope)
Petite Shinobi: *nodnodnod*
Petite Shinobi: Although - where is she going to stay now?
Petite Shinobi: (where are they all going to stay?)
kasugai gummie: .......... KUROSAKI CLINIC!!!!
kasugai gummie: HAHAHAHHA
Petite Shinobi: 'Cause if they find Urahara and Yoruichi, then they need to be all official.
Petite Shinobi: BUT THEY WOULDN'T ALL FIT IN ICHIGO'S CLOSET.
Petite Shinobi: XD XD XD
Petite Shinobi: ;D
kasugai gummie: XDDD
kasugai gummie: SURE THEY WOULD
kasugai gummie: Although someone might suffocate with the Big Boobies
Petite Shinobi: *snickers*
Petite Shinobi: And you know, Ishiin would be all "OH. WHAT A LOOOO~OVE-LY LADY!!!!"
Petite Shinobi: And then Ichigo and Karin would have to smack him.
kasugai gummie: Karin: I told you to take that poster of mom down; NOT commit adultery. ::swift kick to midsection::
kasugai gummie: Ichigo: .... BASTARD. ::kick to head::
kasugai gummie: Yuzu: ::approaches Hitsugaya:: Um... do you like dolls?
Petite Shinobi: (Ichigo would just smack him or kick him upside the head, sending him to the next building.)
kasugai gummie: ::nods::
Petite Shinobi: Ichigo: You can't ALL STAY HERE.
Petite Shinobi: Rukia: Don't worry - your closet is big enough! *demure*
Petite Shinobi: .... XD XD XD The questions that would bring up....
kasugai gummie: Rukia: ::looks to Ishiin:: Nee~ Kurosaki-sama? ::coquetish eye bat::
Petite Shinobi: Ishiin: OF COURSE, PRETTY LADY.
Petite Shinobi: Yuzu: What do you mean by "the closet"? Oniisan? Oniisan?
kasugai gummie: Rukia: Oh, Thank you SO MUCH, Kurasaki-sama! We appreciate it VERY MUCH, Kurasaki-sama!
kasugai gummie: Ichigo: ::vein popping::
Petite Shinobi: Renji: (mentally) WTF.
kasugai gummie: Yumichika: ::from the kitchen:: S-so beautiful!!!
Petite Shinobi: Yuzu: AH! (Oh no, I've been such a bad host!) What would you like to drink? Or eat?
kasugai gummie: Yuzu: ::looking torn:: And why is the black haired man staring at Mother's picture,
Onii-san?
Petite Shinobi: (*giggles* Yumichika?!)
kasugai gummie: (XDD TOTALLY)
Petite Shinobi: (XD XD XD BUT HE'S SO... FLAMING.)
kasugai gummie: (HE IS BUT THE ANIMATORS HAD HIM COMMENT ON HOW ORIHIME WAS PRETTY.... HE CAN APPRECIATE BEAUTY AND BE TOTALLY GHEI)
Petite Shinobi: (AH. THAT MAKES SENSE.)
kasugai gummie: Hitsugaya: ... I think we're losing the point here.... How are we going to sleep in a closet? ::frown::
Petite Shinobi: (... XD XD XD The implications! Plus. WHY DOES ICHIGO KNOW YOUR FIRST NAME HITSUGAYA-KUN?!?)
kasugai gummie: Kon: I CLAIM THE SPOT BETWEEN THE TWO NEECHANS!!!
kasugai gummie: (I DON'T KNOW. OMG THE POSSIBILITIES XDDD)
Petite Shinobi: (I SEE ALL THE FIXATE ON SMALL DETAILS. XD)
kasugai gummie: (XD)
Petite Shinobi: (ER. GRAMMAR. I MEAN, I fixate on all the small details. *cough*)
Petite Shinobi: Ichigo: You can't ALL stay in my closet!
Petite Shinobi: Ishiin: That's right! Two girls in a teenage boy's room? NO. You should stay with ME.
Petite Shinobi: (That or he'd tease Ichigo about growing up. Er. Actually, probably more that this scenerio than the other one.)
kasugai gummie: (OMGOMG XDDDDD)
kasugai gummie: (I DIE)
Petite Shinobi: Something like
Petite Shinobi: Ishiin: ICHIGO. You have become a MAN NOW. Now try not to do anything TOO naughty! *wink and discreetly giving his son condoms*
Petite Shinobi: Ichigo: *blushing furiously* WHAT ARE YOU THINKING?!?!?! *KICK*
kasugai gummie: Renji: ::stares at Ichigo in horror::
Petite Shinobi: Yuzu: Karin-chan, what's daddy talking about? What do you mean Ichigo's become a man? Karin-chan?
kasugai gummie: (OMG, YUZU!!! XD)
Petite Shinobi: (XD XD XD *cackles* Shinigami, welcome to the crack that is Ichigo's home life. Only redeeming parts are his sisters. *sigh*)
kasugai gummie: Rukia: Aaah, I thought better of you Kurosaki-kun! ::looks postively scandalized::
Petite Shinobi: Ichigo: Wha-wha--WHAT! It's all YOUR FAULT!
kasugai gummie: Ichigo: ::to isshiin: AND WHY THE FUCK DID YOU GIVE ME FIVE CONDOMS?
Petite Shinobi: Ishiin: Wait! Rukia-chan has been in Ichigo's room for awhile now, right? *smoozes up to his son* You haven't been doing anything dangerous, have you? *nudgenudge*
Petite Shinobi: (XD XD XD)
kasugai gummie: Renji: ::chokes and turns white::
Petite Shinobi: (XD XD XD *is ded*)
kasugai gummie: (Dude.... knowing Isshin, he'd probably root for his son to try everything. Try Everything.)
Petite Shinobi: (Yes, totally. Have you read triste's ishida/ichigo fics?)
kasugai gummie: (....... ARE YOU REFERRING TO THE ONE WHERE ISSHIN TRIES TO WAKE BOTH OF THEM UP? WHILE THEY'RE IN THE SAME BED?)
Petite Shinobi: (YES. YES THAT IS THE ONE.)
kasugai gummie: (XD XD XD)
Petite Shinobi: Hitsugaya: Wait, what are condoms?
kasugai gummie: (DED)
Petite Shinobi: (I only say this because he doesn't seem like he's from modern day world?!?!)
kasugai gummie: (DEDDEDDEDDEDDED)
Petite Shinobi: (I mean, CONDOMS IN SEIRAITEI?!)
kasugai gummie: Matsumoto: ::takes one from Ichigo and opens it::
Petite Shinobi: (OMG. NOW I'M DED.)
Petite Shinobi: Ichigo: *blushing furiously*
Petite Shinobi: Ishiin: *covers Karin's and Yuzu's eyes*
kasugai gummie: Matusmoto: ::analyzes critically:: I... don't think you need to know, taichou.
kasugai gummie: Matsumoto: Not yet at least.
kasugai gummie: Renji/Ikkaku/Yumichika: ::morbid fascination::
Petite Shinobi: Ishiin: Do you need a demonstration, oh Virgin Boy?
Petite Shinobi: (in referance to Ichigo, I mean)
kasugai gummie: Rukia: ::fake naive curiousity:: What is that thing, Kurasaki-kuuun? It's so small! What do you do with it?
kasugai gummie: Ichigo: SHUT UP OLD MAN >F
Petite Shinobi: (XD XD XD)
Petite Shinobi: Ichigo: YOU ALL DON'T NEED TO KNOW.
kasugai gummie: (I'm sure Rukia read about it in her "studies", naa? XD)
Petite Shinobi: (She probably would have. But then again, if all she was reading were horror stories/manga...)
kasugai gummie: Yuzu: Why not Onii-san?
Petite Shinobi: Karin: Yuzu-chan, you really don't need to know. Let's leave the perverted old man alone.
Petite Shinobi: Yuzu: But, Karin-chan, I don't understand. What is that? It looks like a balloon... what is oniichan supposed to do with it?
kasugai gummie: *limp balloon
Petite Shinobi: (aagh. I can't believe I used the balloon comment. >_<)
Petite Shinobi: (XD XD XD)
kasugai gummie: (someone would try to blow it up, naa?)
kasugai gummie: (OHMYGOD)
Petite Shinobi: (......... OHGOD.)
kasugai gummie: (Could you see Yachiru with a condom??)
Petite Shinobi: (..............OHMYGOD. DED.)
kasugai gummie: Yachiru: Ken-chaaaaaan!!! Blow this up for me!
kasugai gummie: Zaraki: Go make Ikkaku do it. I'm busy.
kasugai gummie: Ikkaku: ::sometime after attending Isshin's Human World Safe Sex seminar 101:: ....... O_O
Petite Shinobi: (And before I forget - there is this POT FujiRyo DJ with a Tezuka-finds-out type story line and the last comment is "Tezuka became more of a man.")
kasugai gummie: (OMGDED XDXDXDDD)
Petite Shinobi: Ikkaku: That is NOT a BALLOON.
kasugai gummie: Yachiru: Yes it is! Ichi gave it to me and told me it was!
kasugai gummie: Ikkaku: ... THAT BASTARD.
Petite Shinobi: (haha. Ichigo would SO do that. Or not. Since he is surprisingly non-pervy. XD XD XD I guess his friends make up for him. *snickers*)
kasugai gummie: (I think he would if just to annoy Zaraki in a manner that wouldn't require him fighting for his life. Again)
kasugai gummie: (annoy Zaraki/mess with the entire 11th division XD)
Petite Shinobi: (*snickers* Very true.)
Petite Shinobi: What would be interesting is if Ichigo ever found out his dad was a shinigami or if the visiting shinigami found out...