[Meme] 30-Day Earrings: Day 26 -- 30

[kasugai_gummie]

DAY 01 02 03 04&05 06 07&08 09&10 11 12&13 14&15 16 17&18 19&20 21 22 23-25The defendants offered what we initially asked for today, technically on the eve of trial, and the client accepted the settlement. So, we're no longer going to trial. Which is good and bad. So much work going into prepping for the trial and nothing. I was looking forward to

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[pyrrhical]

Obviously you need our slime scale. 1-10, 1 being not slimy at all, 10 being slime of the slime nation slimy. Apply as needed to any and all attorneys of the world. Works like a charm and makes you feel SO MUCH BETTER ABOUT REALITY. A friend and I have taken to just sort of texting one another numbers. It's sort of like a coping skill. I WILL LET YOU IN ON IT FOR FREESIES. ♥

OMG I KNOW RIGHT? Our school is very . . . classist. Everyone knows who is in their class because, well, they do? FUCK IF I KNOW HOW. They just do. We don't mess up. Or something. But OH MAN I AM NOW A 3L IT'S AMAZING. I forgot to sign up for the 8/10 MPRE. WHOOPS. Apparently I'm taking it in October. Or something. Whatever I'll take it eventually, it's the MPRE. And PATENT BAR ARE YOU INSANE WHO DOES PATENT LAW CRAZY PEOPLE and apparently you. ;D I will just stick to my DOESN'T PAY CASH MONEY law. orz

I managed to pass on one of my leadership positions and get ninja-elected into one to replace it, and then I maintained one of my others. Boooooo. Okay, by that I meant all presidencies. I got another leadership position, too, BUT IF IT'S NOT A PRESIDENCY IT DOESN'T COUNT IDK. I'm on a couple board/committees that, like, run the school? And actual programming funded by the school itself? How that happened, I don't know. Whoops again. And two competition teams. And they're all like, Hey, guys, it's halfway through the summer, let's start planning! (Well, okay, I'm like that, too, with my own orgs, BUT IT'S GOOD TO BE PREPARED AND NOT GET FUCKED, RIGHT?) And I have clinic in the fall, hahaha. Oh, man. I also have a job, but, well, it's part-time, so whatever. Not a big deal. Summer = internship (but with money!).

Apparently I just HATE MY SOUL AND WANT IT TO DIE. On the bright side, my resume is beast, despite my grades being mediocre. Fun fact: I can't take tests. English undergrad degree did not inform me of that fact. (Neither did my decent LSAT. You'd think it would have.) In my head, 3L = that year where you have a plate that looks similar to 2L but you JUST CARE LESS and apply for jobs like a crazy person on speed. AMIRITE?