Work of Art
So... Last night I was watching BravoTV's Work of Art: The Next Great Artist with my family. And the challenge was to create a "shocking piece of art". Very, very awkward. Why?
Oh, because everyone defaulted to sex. Because one guy did a drawing of autofellatio and one girl took nearly-nude photographs of herself and had people write graffiti on them, bathroom-stall-style. Because Cutest-Guy Miles Mendenhall drew a Mickey Mouse outline and filled it in with grotesque drawings of genitalia, and then proceeded to come on it, all while discussing how his first erection was to The Little Mermaid. Because Second-Cutest-Guy Ryan Schultz painted "My Tranny Porno Fantasy" in which he is tied around the neck with an electrical cord and shown post-orgasm, post-comeshot with pink hair. Yeah. Lovely things I'm thinking. WITH MY PARENTS RIGHT THERE.
On the other hand, I now have a new plotbunny - of course. Because that statement from Miles? Yeah. Now I HAVE to go write him and Brendon Urie having hot sex while a Disney movie plays. :D
Oh, because everyone defaulted to sex. Because one guy did a drawing of autofellatio and one girl took nearly-nude photographs of herself and had people write graffiti on them, bathroom-stall-style. Because Cutest-Guy Miles Mendenhall drew a Mickey Mouse outline and filled it in with grotesque drawings of genitalia, and then proceeded to come on it, all while discussing how his first erection was to The Little Mermaid. Because Second-Cutest-Guy Ryan Schultz painted "My Tranny Porno Fantasy" in which he is tied around the neck with an electrical cord and shown post-orgasm, post-comeshot with pink hair. Yeah. Lovely things I'm thinking. WITH MY PARENTS RIGHT THERE.
On the other hand, I now have a new plotbunny - of course. Because that statement from Miles? Yeah. Now I HAVE to go write him and Brendon Urie having hot sex while a Disney movie plays. :D