JOKE
A visiting minister began to give the offertory prayer.
"Dear Lord," he said, with arms extended and a rapturous look on his upturned face, "Without you we are but dust..."
He would have continued, but at that moment one little child leaned over to her mother and asked quite audibly,
"Mommy, What is butt dust?"
Church was pretty much over at that point…
"Dear Lord," he said, with arms extended and a rapturous look on his upturned face, "Without you we are but dust..."
He would have continued, but at that moment one little child leaned over to her mother and asked quite audibly,
"Mommy, What is butt dust?"
Church was pretty much over at that point…