Halftime Show
I've been quiet for a long time and for good reason. Well, at least I think it is a good reason. I've been adjusting to becoming a Human Blimp. It seems to be Baby Season and I am right in the middle of it, but I've taken this bump thing to extremes. So far the only person really battling me for the Too Big Too Soon title is Halle Berry who became pregnant 5 minutes ago and is growing faster than Britney's legal bills.
Although I have been enjoying this all for the most part, there are some things that have confused me, worried me and shocked me. I mean come on, am I the only person that thought I'd go to sleep one night and wake up with an outtie belly button!? No one prepared me for the fact that I'd have to watch the process!!!
Today was a day I was not looking forward to. I've only just come to terms with the fact that my shirts are all turning into crop tops (Exhibit 1), and now I've got to accept that when I wear an outer layer, it is going to hang suspended in air. And I'm not just talking a little gap, I'm talking a space large enough for a midget to sneak up in there (Exhibit 2).
To think, I'm only halfway there! What's going to happen in 2 months..or 3 months.
I'm going to have to start setting boobie traps.
Exhibit 1:
Exhibit 2:
(PS: I've set up a special blog for following along on my airheaded journey into motherhood! BOB Blog )
Although I have been enjoying this all for the most part, there are some things that have confused me, worried me and shocked me. I mean come on, am I the only person that thought I'd go to sleep one night and wake up with an outtie belly button!? No one prepared me for the fact that I'd have to watch the process!!!
Today was a day I was not looking forward to. I've only just come to terms with the fact that my shirts are all turning into crop tops (Exhibit 1), and now I've got to accept that when I wear an outer layer, it is going to hang suspended in air. And I'm not just talking a little gap, I'm talking a space large enough for a midget to sneak up in there (Exhibit 2).
To think, I'm only halfway there! What's going to happen in 2 months..or 3 months.
I'm going to have to start setting boobie traps.
Exhibit 1:
Exhibit 2:
(PS: I've set up a special blog for following along on my airheaded journey into motherhood! BOB Blog )