BOW DOWN BEFORE THE EVER-FUCKING-UBER KASSIOUS JESTELIN, OF CASTLE HART, BIOTCH! Okay. Caps lock bad
I am:
18%
Republican."You're a tax-and-spend liberal democrat. People like you are the reason everyone else votes for guys like Reagan or George W."
Are You A Republican?
Wait.. tailgunner JOE? WTF happened to Kass? Did I get SHOT or something?? Jesus.. no love.. (for an explination, read DV's LJ.. http://www.livejournal.com/users/darkvengeance87/ And know, I'm normally gunner on Halo 2)
Reasons why I could never work at a high end paintball shop:
Mommy I want this, and this, and this, and this, and this, and this, and this, and this, Ohh! And this and this, and this, and this, and this, and this, and this, and this,
*walks out with ltterally half the store on his back, employees looking out the door at him, and a big ass anime grin on his face.*
*walks out in a f*cking uber yellow orange and red mask (Cost: more than your gun b*tch), Tippman 98 custom modded up the ass to look like an M16 in his right hand, an automatic paintball shotgun in the left, (combined total: Your brand new bass boat, ya f*ckin redneck!) kick-ass tourny-style chest protector, knee pads, elbow pads and shin gaurds, steel toed work boots, and an mp3 player. *
Who's ready to get fucked UP?!!
*quiet little insane child-giggle..... with white eyes peeking out of the shadows...*