Okay so my house is like 2200 square feet. Something like that. And that is not counting all of the fucking surface area that the damn cat has with the counters and the chairs and the closet shelves and shit. I sit on a loveseat everyday. And the cat always wants to sit on the back of the loveseat and groom herself. It is disgusting. Yes, I push her off and screech at her and threaten her and stuff, but she doesn't care. I hate the sound. It is unsettling. And when I tell her to get away, she closes her eyes, as if to ignore me. Ugh!
This is her picture that I posted on the Harry Potter threads, before DH came out, warning about spoilers. She looks evil, does she not?
Yes her name is Arabella. Arabella Doreen Figgy Faul. Wonder where that name came from.
Don't get me wrong. I am not a catlady, trying to force my cat upon people who hate them. I hate them too. We just have one, fuck if I know why.