About me

Dec 24, 2003 22:35

My name is Kassandros Antipatrou, and I was born 351 B.C.E. in the nation of Macedon. My father was a prominent Macedonian nobleman named Antipatros who later became a general and regent. I have eight siblings, five brothers and three sisters; they are Nikanor, Iolaus, Pleistarchos, Philippos, Eurydike, Phila, Nikaia, and one odd fellow named Alexarchos.

As a youth I was chosen as a Companion for Alexander, the son of King Philip. However, he preferred the caresses of that sycophant, Hephaistion and, to add insult to injury, spends much time in the company of his pet freak, a Persian eunuch named Bagoas. However, as a consolation, a di-wreck-whore named Oliver Stone has cast the fabulous akt-whore Jonathan Rhys-Meyers as moi in a movie. Of course, the movie will be mostly about Alexander and Hephaistion, but one can't have everything.

This silly modern cum-put-whore bores me. Begone!
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