Curses!
Tonight I was watching this ridiculous 'anime' that purports to be about the adventures of Alexander. The crimes perpetuated by this cartoon, "Reign", are unforgivable -- Olympias does not have green hair, Kleitus has never worn anything that displays his nipples, and Alexander has yet to conquer the world with giant robots.
But by far the greatest indignity -- no, travesty! -- is that they transformed me, Kassandros, into a GIRL! Oh, the humiliation! My brothers had a good laugh over that one, let me tell you. Nikanor has been teasing me for the past twenty minutes, saying things like, "My, aren't you a foxy wench!" and waggling his eyebrows. I may commit fratricide.
A pox on you, Peter Chung.
But by far the greatest indignity -- no, travesty! -- is that they transformed me, Kassandros, into a GIRL! Oh, the humiliation! My brothers had a good laugh over that one, let me tell you. Nikanor has been teasing me for the past twenty minutes, saying things like, "My, aren't you a foxy wench!" and waggling his eyebrows. I may commit fratricide.
A pox on you, Peter Chung.