The Asylum Challenge - Part Two
Welcome to part two of the Asylum Challenge!
Last time, our playable, Yam, got started on her LTW and got a job
at the local office tower. The other inmates were batshit crazy, and nothing else really.
Onward!
We begin with Sashdo reciting poetry to Tate about half eaten fried chicken legs.
Tate: For the love of god, can I just eat my salad in peace?
Meanwhile, upstairs, Daphne has had a bit of an accident.
Daphne: Errrmm, I'll just shake it off. No one saw right?? =/
Bernt is plotting to kill Tristan. Or maybe just plotting to put a fake spider in his bed?
I'm hoping for the latter.
Daphne: Why the hell can't I get through this door? I need to go buy new nail polish.
How about you take a bath instead?
So glad I had Yam grab a bed early. Poor Sashdo and Magda have nowhere to rest.
The floor is always a viable option guys.
Tate: Hey Daphne, I have a secret to tell you. This might surprise you but...YOU SMELL.
Daphne: Hmmmpphhh, I smell like roses. At all times. You son of a...
A while later, after Daphne has had a bath, she runs into Tate in the bedroom.
Tate...you should not have insulted her. Now you are gonna get slapped several times a
day, forever.
Tate: Then I'll just slap her back!
Daphne: The hell you will. I will destroy your face with my delicious backhanded slap.
That is, delicious if you like the taste of immense pain.
Just wanted to show off a couple of pictures from the photo booth!
Aaaaand, back to your regularly violent programming.
Tate: I hate you SO MUCH RIGHT NOW.
Daphne: Talk to the hand, crazy man.
Daphne: Hi, I'm Tate. I never take this stupid hat off and I suck at pull ups.
Tate: HOW DARE YOU?! My hat is NOT stupid. YOU ARE STUPID.
This is getting a bit out of hand guys...
Yam: Aaah, what a beautiful morning.
I'm not sure how you managed to sleep so well with all the slapping
and bickering going on all night.
Yam: Morning Daphne!
Daphne: Don't even, you crazy bitch, I am so tired I could...
You could...pass out on the floor?
Didn't I suggest that like eight hours ago?
Yam goes to work. She is not pleased.
If I were her, I'd love to escape the house of crazies once in a while.
But, I guess she is one of those crazies so....yeah.
Sashdo joined Daphne in the "passed out on the floor" club.
You could have picked a cleaner spot Sashdo. I'm pretty sure that
bathroom floor hasn't been cleaned in eighty years.
Magda is amazing. <3
Well, I replaced the fail chair with a fail stool.
Magda: This is making me uncomfortable.
Daphne WTF? You're making the bed?
There must be something in the water at this asylum. My non-insane sims don't clean this much!
Tate: STFU!!!!!!!
Magda: Ok.
Ok, I don't even know what's going through Bernt's head in these pictures.
Something scary and evil for sure.
She cleans the toilet! She does the dishes!
Best inmate ever!
Please don't drown yourself! Who will do chores?!
Madga: I SAW THE LIGHT.
No you didn't. Stop.
Magda: No, I saw it. It was a bright white light, and bunnies, and babies,
and a husband and a nice house...
Oh Magda... =/
Magda is actually starting to make me sad =/ I'll have to give her a nice house, a husband, and
a load of babies when this challenge is over.
While Magda was busy being depressing in the bathroom,
Tristan had a bit of an accident.
He looks strangely content.
Magda has recruited Annelien to the cleaning squad.
Annelien needed a childish break after cleaning the toilet.
Checking in with Yam, she's making a bit of progress on her LTW.
She successfully created her first elixir!
Down the hatch it goes.
Yam: Well that tasted like shit.
... -.-
Tate: God dammit, I hate that cello. SHUT UP!!!!
Annelien: That's a VERY nice dress Magda. I wouldn't mind borrowing it...
Magda: Umm, I don't think so...I mean, maybe?
Voice in Annelien's head: WE WILL HAVE IT. GET IT FOR US.
I'm scared.
Yam made another elixir and decided to throw it at Magda.
Now they're BFFs!
They look so ecstatic.
Yam: And then he said, who knew a goat could drive a truck?!!!!!
Magda: LMAO
Oh no...Sashdo! Who said you could use the oven?!
Phew. Dodged a bullet there.
Somehow Magda got outside, and proceeded to yell at the garbage can.
Magda: How dare you sit there and hold garbage. HOW DARE YOU.
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The End! Thanks for reading :)