The Asylum Challenge - Introduction & Tour
Welcome to the Crackers Asylum for the Actually Insane!
Founded in 1867 by Miss Cecilia Crackers, this asylum
no longer boasts state-of-the-art technology...yet it is still up and running!
I am follow the rules posted here. I did not give the inmates the
Hates the Outdoors trait, however, because I can just simply lock them in!
Mwhahahahahaha. ha. ha.
The asylum is situated in Union Cove. Thanks to the creators of this amazing 'hood!
Now, let's have a little look around the asylum.
Here in the entry way, a proud bust of Miss Cecilia Crackers
is always watching over the inmates. Not creepy at all!
The sitting room has everything it needs to entertain a group
of batshit crazy individuals.
The kitchen. Unfortunately, because of budget cuts there is no
fire alarm or sprinkler system, and also no one to cook for the inmates.
So, let's hope they can get through their stay without incident!
The photobooth was added in 1995. It was placed in the asylum
to provide inmates with souvenirs of their stay.
During the 1920s, Dr. Wolfenbugger cared for the patients in the asylum.
He fanicied himself an alchemist, and would test his concoctions on the inmates.
He was let go in 1929 after an inmate drank one of his elixirs and was turned into
a velociraptor. You can imagine the destruction that followed.
On the second level of the asylum there is a workout station
and a few toys for those childish sims.
The asylum used to have enough beds to go around,
but sadly an inmate spontaneously combusted while sleeping,
which destroyed the bed he was in. The asylum did not have the funds
to replace the bed.
And finally, the state-of-the-art bathroom.
Only the best at the Crackers Asylum for the Actually Insane!
Now, I'd like to introduce you to the inmates...
This is Yamila, but we will call her Yam.
She is the only playable sim.
Her LTW is to be an Alchemy Artisan (max alchemy skill and take 50 potions)
I have to reach this to complete the challenge!
Yam is not THAT insane...so she claims. She poisoned her husband after
she caught him cheating on her with a garden gnome. It was very
awkward, really. She plead insanity at her trial, and ended up at
this fine establishment.
Tate, sadly, fancies himself a detective. He is not a detective.
He also fancies himself an olympic gymnast, a cowboy, a dentist,
a priest, and a funeral home director. He isn't any of these things.
Tate got sent to the asylum by his family, who were tired of his
crazy ways.
Magda so desperately wants children.
Sadly, she cannot have them, and ever since finding out
she has gradually gone insane. She once dressed a potato
up in a diaper and ran through the streets yelling,
"MY BABY IS A POTATO!"
Daphne has Narcissistic Personality Disorder, Delusional Disorder,
Panic Disorder, multiple phobias, and is a compulsive gambler.
She admitted herself to the asylum after losing everything she owned
to the Union Cove mafia. Hey, at least they didn't whack her.
Tristan is just a random homeless guy who wandered into the asylum one day.
Annalien hears voices. They tell her to do things.
Bernt is a pyromaniac and an absolute asshole.
No one likes Bernt.
And then there's Sashdo.
(I wanted to take a break from creating sims, so I told my husband
he could create one and do whatever he wanted. This is what he came up with.)
Oh, Sashdo. You know you're not actually a genie, right? Right?
And that concludes the intro!
Tune in next time to see what kind of insane trouble
these sims get into. Thanks for reading!