Drabble - Did you just kiss me?
Title: Did you just kiss me?
Pairing: Spike/Angel
Rating: G
Words: 100
Disclaimer: Not mine. Damn.
Did you just kiss me?
No.
What?
No.
No? Fuck Spike, I still can taste your spit.
Like it?
Hell no!
Pity.
There! You admit it!
Wot?
That you… this is insane.
So are you if you really believe I’d stick my delicious tongue in that nasty gob of yours.
You did! And it’s not-
It is.
Ha! How do you know?
Err… you eat rats?
I don’t.
Otter?
It’s tasty.
Tell it to your alteration tailor.
Spike!
Growling will get you nowhere.
Well, smells different.
Are you hitting on me?
You kissed me!
Wanna do it again?
Fuck yes.