Commonly asked questions about the spoof
Due to a recent surge of questions about a certain spoof I have decided to answer all questions in a post in hopes to prevent another repeat PM from someone new. I'm not being rude to those who are curious, because I don't mind answering your questions, this is made in hopes of saving your time.
Some questions have been combined, because they go together.
Q: Do you hate the spoofs?
A: No.
Q: Are you/were you angry with them? Explain.
A: At first yes, because my thoughts were 'Who the hell do they think they are!?" But now, no I'm not. I pity them.
Q: Do you think they're mean to you because you're prettier than them.
A: . . . No~ To say I'm prettier than them is completely narcissistic. Besides why compare someone who is in the prime of their youth to two people crossing over into middle age? It's hardly fair to say such things.
Q: Do you regret ever writing the fics she spoofed/replying to her spoof?
A: I only have one regret in my life and neither of those are it.
Q: In a post on your journal you said you "passed" her test, what does that mean?
A: The last time I spoke to her I assured her of a few things so she sent one of her friends over to PM me and make it seem all secret like we were the only two to know, so I told the person the exact same thing I told one of the spoofs. I was actually offended by it for the sheer fact she thought I wouldn't notice.
Q: Are you afraid of her/what she might do.
A: I get this question a lot, more than I'd like to, and in several different ways.
FUCK NO!
I am not afraid/scared/terrified, or any of the short, of her. Why? For the simple fact that she is a coward that hides behind a username and pic and is too chicken shit to have things unlocked on her private journal. At least ALL my stuff are open for free view for 72hrs. NOBODY should be afraid of a coward such as this.
Q: Do you actually expect to get that 'informative essay' written about mpreg from them?
A: Pft, no. not after I found out that they both wrote an mpreg story together.
Q: Do you take them seriously? Explain.
A: No, they have too many contradictions that make what they say invalid.
Q: Would you ever engage them in another war of words?
A: Internet wars are classless and often unnecessary. They leave me alone, I leave them alone.
Q: What'd you think when unite_the_music show'd up?
A: I told UTM about it then popped some popcorn to watch the bitch fest begin.
Q: Did you think it was rude of your friend to pretend she didn't speak English well?
A: I thought it was funny.
Q: You've pointed out several times that the spoof didn't read the descriptions of your fics, and yet you still argued with them, why didn't they shut up?
A: I don't know what goes on in the heads of others, but seeing as her first language isn't English I gave her the benefit of the doubt even though both of them seemed well versed in English.
Q: If I ever get spoofed by her will you help me combat her?
A: It honestly depends on who your are, sorry to say. I'm not going to just throw myself into a war that is not mine if I don't know who the author is they are smearing. Even then, there are only 4 writers I'd jump into her line of fire for.
Q: Do you have dirt to ping her back with?
A: Yes.
Q: Which one do you think is nicer?
A: SOTN
Q: Would you ever suggest their writings to others.
A: I've only read one, and it was the one that's already been mentioned on my journal. If any of her writings are still like that, then no. I wouldn't recommend them.
Q: You said they are smart, do you still believe this?
A: Not enough to take their bullshit seriously. One in particular goes looking for internet wars. Now do you think they're smart?
Q: You seemed rather upset one of them popped up on mama_kaoru, why?
A: Because the sheer shock I was in brought forth by her audacity.
Q: Will you tell me something about her so I have something to shout back at her if she was to ever attack me?
A: The best way to 'get back at her' is to completely ignore her. She'll die, so to speak.
Q: Why were you so offended when she said you were a virgin?
A: I was more in shock that she would assume something so wrong. Seriously, is she here when I'm getting screwed? No.
Q: Are you always the person she refers to when speaking rudely to others?
A: Ahaha, most likely. That's truly sad she does that. It's another show of how immature she is and how she just can't let things go.
Q: What are you going to do if she comes at you again?
A: If. . .
Q: Do you really find logic in all the sarcasm?
A: Lol, no. Sarcasm is another way of saying "I'm mad at you for some reason, but I want to look cool and be mean as I'm yelling at you!"
Q: Do you still suggest people read their informative writings?
A: No.
Q: If there was one thing you could say to them what would it be?
A: What could I say that hasn't already been said?
Q: Are you mad they're so harsh on you for not spell checking?
A: No, I do (and have always) stated on my profile I don't spell check. They were just pointing out something that was already known.
Q: Why'd you delete their comments in the first place?
A: I didn't want UTM to see them and cause unnecessary trouble, but I ended up telling her, and I'll admit, it was quit amusing.
Q: Would you delete any more of her comments if she posted on your journal?
A: No, I'd rather not restrict something she feels she has the right to, simply because I don't have enough pads/kotexs/tampons to soak up all the blood that she'll spew if I revoked her privileges.
Q: Why don't you just block her from your journal?
A: I have written publicly about both of them, they deserve the right to see anything said about them that's why I warn ppl about commenting on something that involves them. I don't tell ppl not to comment just~ to choose their words wisely for the spoofs sake. I am definitely not like them, who try to hide their mockery of others by making automatic friends only posts. Seriously, that is so~ cowardly.
Q: Would you mind if I joined your dance party?
A: Go ahead, you're always welcomed to it :) (Now friends only)
- - - If you have anymore questions feel free to drop them in the comment box below. If you still wish to ask in a PM you may.
Some questions have been combined, because they go together.
Q: Do you hate the spoofs?
A: No.
Q: Are you/were you angry with them? Explain.
A: At first yes, because my thoughts were 'Who the hell do they think they are!?" But now, no I'm not. I pity them.
Q: Do you think they're mean to you because you're prettier than them.
A: . . . No~ To say I'm prettier than them is completely narcissistic. Besides why compare someone who is in the prime of their youth to two people crossing over into middle age? It's hardly fair to say such things.
Q: Do you regret ever writing the fics she spoofed/replying to her spoof?
A: I only have one regret in my life and neither of those are it.
Q: In a post on your journal you said you "passed" her test, what does that mean?
A: The last time I spoke to her I assured her of a few things so she sent one of her friends over to PM me and make it seem all secret like we were the only two to know, so I told the person the exact same thing I told one of the spoofs. I was actually offended by it for the sheer fact she thought I wouldn't notice.
Q: Are you afraid of her/what she might do.
A: I get this question a lot, more than I'd like to, and in several different ways.
FUCK NO!
I am not afraid/scared/terrified, or any of the short, of her. Why? For the simple fact that she is a coward that hides behind a username and pic and is too chicken shit to have things unlocked on her private journal. At least ALL my stuff are open for free view for 72hrs. NOBODY should be afraid of a coward such as this.
Q: Do you actually expect to get that 'informative essay' written about mpreg from them?
A: Pft, no. not after I found out that they both wrote an mpreg story together.
Q: Do you take them seriously? Explain.
A: No, they have too many contradictions that make what they say invalid.
Q: Would you ever engage them in another war of words?
A: Internet wars are classless and often unnecessary. They leave me alone, I leave them alone.
Q: What'd you think when unite_the_music show'd up?
A: I told UTM about it then popped some popcorn to watch the bitch fest begin.
Q: Did you think it was rude of your friend to pretend she didn't speak English well?
A: I thought it was funny.
Q: You've pointed out several times that the spoof didn't read the descriptions of your fics, and yet you still argued with them, why didn't they shut up?
A: I don't know what goes on in the heads of others, but seeing as her first language isn't English I gave her the benefit of the doubt even though both of them seemed well versed in English.
Q: If I ever get spoofed by her will you help me combat her?
A: It honestly depends on who your are, sorry to say. I'm not going to just throw myself into a war that is not mine if I don't know who the author is they are smearing. Even then, there are only 4 writers I'd jump into her line of fire for.
Q: Do you have dirt to ping her back with?
A: Yes.
Q: Which one do you think is nicer?
A: SOTN
Q: Would you ever suggest their writings to others.
A: I've only read one, and it was the one that's already been mentioned on my journal. If any of her writings are still like that, then no. I wouldn't recommend them.
Q: You said they are smart, do you still believe this?
A: Not enough to take their bullshit seriously. One in particular goes looking for internet wars. Now do you think they're smart?
Q: You seemed rather upset one of them popped up on mama_kaoru, why?
A: Because the sheer shock I was in brought forth by her audacity.
Q: Will you tell me something about her so I have something to shout back at her if she was to ever attack me?
A: The best way to 'get back at her' is to completely ignore her. She'll die, so to speak.
Q: Why were you so offended when she said you were a virgin?
A: I was more in shock that she would assume something so wrong. Seriously, is she here when I'm getting screwed? No.
Q: Are you always the person she refers to when speaking rudely to others?
A: Ahaha, most likely. That's truly sad she does that. It's another show of how immature she is and how she just can't let things go.
Q: What are you going to do if she comes at you again?
A: If. . .
Q: Do you really find logic in all the sarcasm?
A: Lol, no. Sarcasm is another way of saying "I'm mad at you for some reason, but I want to look cool and be mean as I'm yelling at you!"
Q: Do you still suggest people read their informative writings?
A: No.
Q: If there was one thing you could say to them what would it be?
A: What could I say that hasn't already been said?
Q: Are you mad they're so harsh on you for not spell checking?
A: No, I do (and have always) stated on my profile I don't spell check. They were just pointing out something that was already known.
Q: Why'd you delete their comments in the first place?
A: I didn't want UTM to see them and cause unnecessary trouble, but I ended up telling her, and I'll admit, it was quit amusing.
Q: Would you delete any more of her comments if she posted on your journal?
A: No, I'd rather not restrict something she feels she has the right to, simply because I don't have enough pads/kotexs/tampons to soak up all the blood that she'll spew if I revoked her privileges.
Q: Why don't you just block her from your journal?
A: I have written publicly about both of them, they deserve the right to see anything said about them that's why I warn ppl about commenting on something that involves them. I don't tell ppl not to comment just~ to choose their words wisely for the spoofs sake. I am definitely not like them, who try to hide their mockery of others by making automatic friends only posts. Seriously, that is so~ cowardly.
Q: Would you mind if I joined your dance party?
A: Go ahead, you're always welcomed to it :) (Now friends only)
- - - If you have anymore questions feel free to drop them in the comment box below. If you still wish to ask in a PM you may.