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 Just something I wrote for shits and giggles

The Nigerian Love Triangle

To all of you STUPID men out there:

The next time you’re online

Writing icky, sticky-sweet love messages

To a rich, beautiful woman

With the perfect body

And a soul to match your own

And she tells you

That you and she should run away

And start a life together

And you feel comfortable enough with her

To make some monetary exchanges

Please keep the following thought

In the back of your little pea-brains…

In reality, you are, quite possibly, talking

To an ugly, greasy, balding MAN

With bad breath

Rotting teeth

Smelly armpits

And toenail fungus

Who is trying to involve you

In a money laundering scam!

Unless you wake up and smell

The coffee brewing,

Here’s what will happen:

“She” will claim to wire some money

To one of your accounts

But she hasn’t really.

Then tell you

She can’t run away to be with you

After all…

And ask for her money back.

Somehow, she’ll find a way for you

To return the money to her

But it will be stolen.

If you’re caught, you’ll quite possibly

Go to prison

Where an ugly, greasy, balding MAN

With bad breath

Rotting teeth

Smelly armpits

And toenail fungus

Will happily make you

His bitch.

All

Because

You

Were

STUPID!!!