New X-mas III: The Triumph

[kashmir_bitches]

You have to go New X-mas caroling on New X-mas. That's a new rule.
Of the musical stylings of Powerspace lead guitar legend Tom Schleiter:
New Christmastime is Here

New Christmastime is has come
And the children are aplomb
To see New Christmas presents that our Lord Jesus has brung

The children lie awake
Until New Christmas day
To spread good cheer and merriment and act so very gay

New Christmastime has come
Let every bell be rung!

For New Christmastime has come
We'll all have so much fun!
New Christmastime has come today!

New Christmastime is here
And the children shake with fear
Of the chance our wrathful God won't bring them any gifts this year

But on New Christmas day
It all will be OK
We'll dance and sing and drink and sing and dance the night away

New Christmastime has come
Let every song be sung!

For New Christmastime is here
It's the best time of the year!
New Christmastime is here to stay!

Tonight we will drink from father's cup
Until the morning sun comes up
Then figgy pudding we will eat
Filling our tummies up with treats

Oh, New Christmas! New Christmas!
We'll eat and drink like kings!
On New Christmas! New Christmas!
Our favorite gathering!
New Christmas! New Christmas!
No more suffering!
On New Christmas! New Christmas!
The Lord our God is King, of the Jews!

New Christmastime is here
It's the best time of the year!
New Christmastime is here to stay!

This is the best time of the year.
Champagne and lasagna.