Sir,

[kashmir_bitches]

Called off work for the first time in my life,
Thinking I might have to go to Wal-Mart,
Feeling badly about it,
Because Hillary Clinton's no way to role,
On the road in eight,
Captain America and Billy the Kid,
George Hanson and Luke Askew,
Blitzen Trapper soundtrack,
And a little El Torpedo,
Wish you were here,
Fuck the ha-eaters,
Way up in the White North,
Your friend and mine,

-Pyt