I think it was maybe about 20 minutes ago that I realized the joy of being alone and unemployed. I was sitting on the front porch, eating leftover pesto, and it had just rained. The sun cracked through a cloud and turned some of the leaves yellower, and it just felt good.
Joey called me yesterday with a job opportunity. I studied up on the subject today by watching 28 Days Later and
DiG!. In a little bit, I'll further the research by watching Lock, Stock, and Two Smoking Barrels.
Funniest Hollywood story since I saw
Britney Spears' vagina.
Sugar tits!