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kashi_takes

[EIGHT]

Apr 10, 2006 22:55

Head hurts.

Back aches.

Something in my bed.

Someone's arm on my waist.

Someone's ass beneath my arm.

...Someone's marriage license in my hand.

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( ... )

marriage, umino, umino in my bed, my bed

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thy_anachronism April 11 2006, 03:12:55 UTC

FIEND.

WHAT--

WHAT HAVE YOU DONE?

NO... NO. WHAT DID YOU DO?!

kashi_takes April 11 2006, 03:15:07 UTC

"What did I do?"
Obvious answer? The Umino passed out in bed with me.

Then again, my ass is a bit sore.

Hm. Something to contemplate over dinner.

thy_anachronism April 11 2006, 03:31:20 UTC

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WRETCHED SOUL, THOU ART SO UNKIND.

RELEASE MY LOVE AT ONCE FROM THIS FORCED CAPTIVITY--!

kashi_takes April 11 2006, 04:09:19 UTC

Idiot.

thy_anachronism April 11 2006, 04:11:20 UTC

D:

You're touching him, aren't you?

kashi_takes April 11 2006, 04:12:21 UTC

...

We're trying to sleep.

thy_anachronism April 11 2006, 04:13:01 UTC

TRYING TO SLEEP TOGETHER YOU MEAN.

You--

You--

YOU STREET WALKER. D:

kashi_takes April 11 2006, 04:14:28 UTC

...

Go die.

thy_anachronism April 11 2006, 04:16:42 UTC

WHAT?

Shaking-Spears-san told me that to 'die' is a synonym for 'orgasm.'

SO WHY DO YOU WANT ME TO ORGASM FROM THIS YOU SICK, RUKA STEALER? D:

kashi_takes April 11 2006, 04:25:30 UTC

Whatever.

iruka_sensei1 April 11 2006, 04:15:34 UTC

No, seriously, we're trying to sleep. Shut up.

thy_anachronism April 11 2006, 04:18:37 UTC

WHY, RUKA-MUFFIN?

I TRIED TO SLEEP WITH YOU BUT YOU NEVER LET ME.

iruka_sensei1 April 11 2006, 04:19:58 UTC

Gee, I wonder why?

thy_anachronism April 11 2006, 04:23:38 UTC

Wait--

You wonder, as well, my dearest?!

THEN DO YOU MEAN TO IMPLY THAT, THAT CHILD PORNOGRAPHY RING LEADER IS HOLDING YOU AGAINST YOUR WILL?

iruka_sensei1 April 11 2006, 04:26:40 UTC

That was sarcasm. For such a lover of words I thought you'be able to recognize it. Guess I was wrong.

And please, would you SHUT UP? You're keeping me awake against my will.

thy_anachronism April 11 2006, 04:30:36 UTC

I CANNOT. FOR ONCE I SILENCE MYSELF, YOU AND THE STREET WALKER WILL GO A'WANKING.

D:

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