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At the request of happiestsadist I post for you my latest and possibly most messed up dream:
I was in my apartment and there was a gathering of sorts. All of a sudden someone yells to gentlech to call an ambulance. He of course asks why and the person points to me. I look down and there is blood trailing down my legs and a pool of blood at my feet. At seeing this, just like when a cartoon character looks down, I start to feel immense pain. I fall to the floor and start to have what my subconscious thinks labor pains are like. At the pain gets worse I turn inside out into a bewildered looking man in a suit. He had an awesome bowler hat and a briefcase and looked absolutely shocked at being there.
THE END.
I was in my apartment and there was a gathering of sorts. All of a sudden someone yells to gentlech to call an ambulance. He of course asks why and the person points to me. I look down and there is blood trailing down my legs and a pool of blood at my feet. At seeing this, just like when a cartoon character looks down, I start to feel immense pain. I fall to the floor and start to have what my subconscious thinks labor pains are like. At the pain gets worse I turn inside out into a bewildered looking man in a suit. He had an awesome bowler hat and a briefcase and looked absolutely shocked at being there.
THE END.