euphemism
I'm officially recommending some Who fanfiction (my first time, I think). This (http://www.whofic.com/viewstory.php?sid=5112) is quite short, but oh-so-delicious. The premise: what happens if the Doctor and Rose do get it on, and the sex is not spectacular?
My favorite bit -
"I'm rather looking forward to having sex," said the Doctor. "It's been a while, admittedly, but I've been doing some reading to brush up on the basics."
He proudly brandished a copy of Passion's Surrender by Felicity Gushwinkle.
"So, after some preparatory fondling of your silken pleasure globes, apparently I just need to check that your chalice of passion is overflowing, and then plunge the raging rod of my desire into the seething vortex of your womanhood. And then, lots of thrusting. I bet your saucy loins can't wait."
That really brings me back - I read a lot of badly-written romance novels in the years before the advent of the internet. And I loved every fuckity second of it.
My favorite bit -
"I'm rather looking forward to having sex," said the Doctor. "It's been a while, admittedly, but I've been doing some reading to brush up on the basics."
He proudly brandished a copy of Passion's Surrender by Felicity Gushwinkle.
"So, after some preparatory fondling of your silken pleasure globes, apparently I just need to check that your chalice of passion is overflowing, and then plunge the raging rod of my desire into the seething vortex of your womanhood. And then, lots of thrusting. I bet your saucy loins can't wait."
That really brings me back - I read a lot of badly-written romance novels in the years before the advent of the internet. And I loved every fuckity second of it.