Dreamjournal
I was part of an elite squad sent to defeat mutant animals rampaging through the city. First stop was the giant scorpions. I got stabbed through the chest... but I got better and we had the anti-venom.
Then we went after the giant lizard... or, as I like to think of it, miniature Godzilla or Tinyzilla; twice the size of a man but considerably smaller than normal Godzilla.
Anyway, it was holed up in a warehouse and, while the rest of the squad maneuvered it into position, I climbed up to a huge oil drum suspended from the roof by chains. Why was there an oil drum suspended from the roof? I don't know either.
When Tinyzilla was in place, I banged open the drum and the squad threw their flares and then Tinyzilla exploded. I guess it was immune to bullet of something... but fire solves everything.
We then went back to hunting giant scorpions... but then I had an ominous meeting with generic scientist #1 and it turns out that Tinyzilla could regenerate... INTO A MACHINE. That's right, Mechatinyzilla.
Mechatinyzilla was a bit smarter than Tinyzilla. We tried the same trick (seriously, who the fuck suspends giant oil drums from the roof?) and it moved to cut me off, but I still managed to get around it.
Apparently it was still stupid enough to stand directly underneath, so I smashed open the drum... instead of liquid oil, it was a semi-solid blob of oil. Not that it mattered, the result was the same.
Victory through gratuitous explosions!
Then we went after the giant lizard... or, as I like to think of it, miniature Godzilla or Tinyzilla; twice the size of a man but considerably smaller than normal Godzilla.
Anyway, it was holed up in a warehouse and, while the rest of the squad maneuvered it into position, I climbed up to a huge oil drum suspended from the roof by chains. Why was there an oil drum suspended from the roof? I don't know either.
When Tinyzilla was in place, I banged open the drum and the squad threw their flares and then Tinyzilla exploded. I guess it was immune to bullet of something... but fire solves everything.
We then went back to hunting giant scorpions... but then I had an ominous meeting with generic scientist #1 and it turns out that Tinyzilla could regenerate... INTO A MACHINE. That's right, Mechatinyzilla.
Mechatinyzilla was a bit smarter than Tinyzilla. We tried the same trick (seriously, who the fuck suspends giant oil drums from the roof?) and it moved to cut me off, but I still managed to get around it.
Apparently it was still stupid enough to stand directly underneath, so I smashed open the drum... instead of liquid oil, it was a semi-solid blob of oil. Not that it mattered, the result was the same.
Victory through gratuitous explosions!