Terrible Secrets D:
I'm not wearing any pants right now (it's a little warm).
I don't wear underwear at home (relatedly, I sit on my pants when I'm not wearing them).
I usually eat some noodles as a midnight snack... to waste time while waiting for the water to boil, I usually do a little dance.
When I go for a shower, I pose in front of the mirror.
I've taken pornographic photos and videos of myself. Wanna see? TOO BAD. Have this instead.
Actually, I was just looking at those porn photos and they are so bad; you wouldn't want to see them anyway.
I don't wear underwear at home (relatedly, I sit on my pants when I'm not wearing them).
I usually eat some noodles as a midnight snack... to waste time while waiting for the water to boil, I usually do a little dance.
When I go for a shower, I pose in front of the mirror.
I've taken pornographic photos and videos of myself. Wanna see? TOO BAD. Have this instead.
Actually, I was just looking at those porn photos and they are so bad; you wouldn't want to see them anyway.