meccha meccha tanoshiiiii osaka ga daisukiiii
Oh my fucking god tonight was.. easily one of the most phenomenal nights of my life.
We spent like an HOUR trying to find this one gay bar and then WE FINALLY FOUND IT and it was the besttt. Dykey little bartender Yuu-chan was the fucking cutest thing, plus this CUUUTUE SHYYYY little rezu Masaki who we wanted to put in our purses and her friend Chie-san who was presenting male but was trans and the CUTEST THINGGG and she gave us so many hugs and was fabulous
And then a buch of wonderful gaijin showed up and this wonderful little homo boy Nathan (from Indiana) and his reeeeally adorable gay friend Hailey (from Canada) invited us to this Osaka gay club and we ikimasu'd with them and OHHHH MY GODDDD WHAT A GOOD CHOICE
we were like the most popular babies and made SO MANY FRIENDS like Michi (boy) and Haruka (girl) [I KNOW RIGHT] who were like the BEST HUMAN BEINGS and our bestest tomodatchis.. they asked us to give them English names (BRIAN AND MICHELLE) and they gave us Japanese names (THEY NAMED ME NANA AND I FUCKING DIED they suggested Erika for Angela but then she suggested Fukiko which they were cool with) AND OH MY GOD EFFING HARU AND KIMI the cutest little rezu couple who like.. told me how cute I was in the line for the bathroom and then asked if I was rezu and I was like YES and asked if they were and THEY WERRRRE and oh my god best couple and OH OH OH the first friend I made was Yoshi, who emailed me on his iPhone WHILE we were in line for the bathroom. I just came home to this in my inbox:
Subject: I'm yoshi
Nice to née to you
We met gay club in osaka
Send from iPhone
KILL ME FOREVER OH MY GOD
so basically dancing and singing to Dancing Queen by ABBA in the middle of a brajillion gay dudes of various nationalities and a random smattering of lesbians while waaay durunku and babbling in broken drunken Japanese (which was surprisingly not too bad!) makes for a really fantastic night.
IN OTHER NEWS today I went to Den Den Town which is like the Akihabara of the Osaka area and fuck my fucking life I bought so much goddamn anime shit. If the rest of this trip has been Dyking Out, today was Weeaboo-ing out. But seriously jesus fuck I just bought a ton of Gurren Lagann, Evangelion and Pokemon shit AT REAL RETAIL PRICE instead of crazy jacked-up anime con prices or even collector-prices on pkmncollectors because AHAHAHA LET'S TALK ABOUT HOW I FOUND BELL PLUSH FOR COMICALLY INEXPENSIVE PRICES and about pooped myself with excitement ajhauhkjhahhahgjsghl.
Soooo I need to add Hailey on facebook and email Yoshi back and I THINKKK Michi emailed me too? With the email address "yes.we-can_2009" FFFFFF and ALSO HARU oh my god tonight was like. The best. This was a really good way to finish up the trip
also I don't know if you guys have picked up on it but it's about 5:47am and perfectly light outside and I am still very drunk.
Here, have the most phenomenal picture from tonight of Michi, Haruka and me making idiotic faces. Osakajin why are you the best people. God, this place. ♥
edit ALSO ALSO when we first got to Lu-pu (the bar) there were a couple of dudes there, and once they left Yuu-chan like.. pointed to herself, then Chie-san, Masaki, Angela and me and was like "レズビアン、(rezubian) レズビアン、レズビアン、レズビアン、レズビアン！ Yaaaay!" FFFFFF
edit again ALSO OH MY GOD we did a little bit of karaoke-ing in Lu-pu and while I'm in the bathroom I hear fuckin' Cruel Angel's Thesis come on and I'm like "WHAT" and I come out and IT'S GODDAMN MASAKIII oh my god little shy baby after my heart ♥ I.. might've been really creepy and filmed it. >____>
ANYWAY sleep now!!!
We spent like an HOUR trying to find this one gay bar and then WE FINALLY FOUND IT and it was the besttt. Dykey little bartender Yuu-chan was the fucking cutest thing, plus this CUUUTUE SHYYYY little rezu Masaki who we wanted to put in our purses and her friend Chie-san who was presenting male but was trans and the CUTEST THINGGG and she gave us so many hugs and was fabulous
And then a buch of wonderful gaijin showed up and this wonderful little homo boy Nathan (from Indiana) and his reeeeally adorable gay friend Hailey (from Canada) invited us to this Osaka gay club and we ikimasu'd with them and OHHHH MY GODDDD WHAT A GOOD CHOICE
we were like the most popular babies and made SO MANY FRIENDS like Michi (boy) and Haruka (girl) [I KNOW RIGHT] who were like the BEST HUMAN BEINGS and our bestest tomodatchis.. they asked us to give them English names (BRIAN AND MICHELLE) and they gave us Japanese names (THEY NAMED ME NANA AND I FUCKING DIED they suggested Erika for Angela but then she suggested Fukiko which they were cool with) AND OH MY GOD EFFING HARU AND KIMI the cutest little rezu couple who like.. told me how cute I was in the line for the bathroom and then asked if I was rezu and I was like YES and asked if they were and THEY WERRRRE and oh my god best couple and OH OH OH the first friend I made was Yoshi, who emailed me on his iPhone WHILE we were in line for the bathroom. I just came home to this in my inbox:
Subject: I'm yoshi
Nice to née to you
We met gay club in osaka
Send from iPhone
KILL ME FOREVER OH MY GOD
so basically dancing and singing to Dancing Queen by ABBA in the middle of a brajillion gay dudes of various nationalities and a random smattering of lesbians while waaay durunku and babbling in broken drunken Japanese (which was surprisingly not too bad!) makes for a really fantastic night.
IN OTHER NEWS today I went to Den Den Town which is like the Akihabara of the Osaka area and fuck my fucking life I bought so much goddamn anime shit. If the rest of this trip has been Dyking Out, today was Weeaboo-ing out. But seriously jesus fuck I just bought a ton of Gurren Lagann, Evangelion and Pokemon shit AT REAL RETAIL PRICE instead of crazy jacked-up anime con prices or even collector-prices on pkmncollectors because AHAHAHA LET'S TALK ABOUT HOW I FOUND BELL PLUSH FOR COMICALLY INEXPENSIVE PRICES and about pooped myself with excitement ajhauhkjhahhahgjsghl.
Soooo I need to add Hailey on facebook and email Yoshi back and I THINKKK Michi emailed me too? With the email address "yes.we-can_2009" FFFFFF and ALSO HARU oh my god tonight was like. The best. This was a really good way to finish up the trip
also I don't know if you guys have picked up on it but it's about 5:47am and perfectly light outside and I am still very drunk.
Here, have the most phenomenal picture from tonight of Michi, Haruka and me making idiotic faces. Osakajin why are you the best people. God, this place. ♥
edit ALSO ALSO when we first got to Lu-pu (the bar) there were a couple of dudes there, and once they left Yuu-chan like.. pointed to herself, then Chie-san, Masaki, Angela and me and was like "レズビアン、(rezubian) レズビアン、レズビアン、レズビアン、レズビアン！ Yaaaay!" FFFFFF
edit again ALSO OH MY GOD we did a little bit of karaoke-ing in Lu-pu and while I'm in the bathroom I hear fuckin' Cruel Angel's Thesis come on and I'm like "WHAT" and I come out and IT'S GODDAMN MASAKIII oh my god little shy baby after my heart ♥ I.. might've been really creepy and filmed it. >____>
ANYWAY sleep now!!!