OMG I'm evil!!!!
Dear Santa...
Dear Santa,
This year I've been busy!
In March I ruled Duluth, Minnesota as a cruel and heartless dictator (-700 points). In November I didn't flush (-1 points). Last Tuesday I got in line at the supermarket at the same time as someone else and I didn't yield (-8 points). In February I invaded Iraq, broke it, and couldn't glue it back together before Mom got home (-1012 points). In August I caught a purse-snatcher who stole insignia_void's purse (30 points).
Overall, I've been naughty (-1691 points). For Christmas I deserve a spanking!
Sincerely,
kas3dot0