Booooooks
So after being very good about updating, I crashed and burned for most of December... which is stupid, since December has been a good month. Phooey.
I found this list of personality traits correlated to favorite authors, and was surprised by how many were accurate descriptors. Anyways, highlights.
J.D. Salinger Kids who don’t fit in (duh).
J.K. Rowling Smart geeks.
Leo Tolstoy Guys I want to date. [Uh, actually, no. Unruly beard + MC Hammer pants = no thanks.]
William Shakespeare People who like bondage. [Why didn't I think of that?]
Mark Twain Liars. [Not letting the truth get in the way of a good story, and all that.]
Sir Arthur Conan Doyle People who drink scotch. [Rum, actually.]
Anne Rice People who don’t use conditioner in their hair. [How did she know?]
Harper Lee People who have read only one book in their life and it was To Kill A Mockingbird (and it was their assigned reading in the ninth grade). [Oh, what-the-fuck-ever.]
Shel Silverstein Girls who can’t spell “leheim”. [What does this even mean?]
Gabriel Garcia Marquez Men who can’t lie but will instead be silent if they know you don’t want to hear the truth.
I want a miniature Doberman.
I found this list of personality traits correlated to favorite authors, and was surprised by how many were accurate descriptors. Anyways, highlights.
J.D. Salinger Kids who don’t fit in (duh).
J.K. Rowling Smart geeks.
Leo Tolstoy Guys I want to date. [Uh, actually, no. Unruly beard + MC Hammer pants = no thanks.]
William Shakespeare People who like bondage. [Why didn't I think of that?]
Mark Twain Liars. [Not letting the truth get in the way of a good story, and all that.]
Sir Arthur Conan Doyle People who drink scotch. [Rum, actually.]
Anne Rice People who don’t use conditioner in their hair. [How did she know?]
Harper Lee People who have read only one book in their life and it was To Kill A Mockingbird (and it was their assigned reading in the ninth grade). [Oh, what-the-fuck-ever.]
Shel Silverstein Girls who can’t spell “leheim”. [What does this even mean?]
Gabriel Garcia Marquez Men who can’t lie but will instead be silent if they know you don’t want to hear the truth.
I want a miniature Doberman.