Toy Soldiers: Guy On Guy Action (R)
Summary: The porn isn't what Billy and Joey were hoping it would be. But they'll make do.
Notes: Originally written as a comment-fic back in 2005 for irisbleufic, and never crossposted. Whoops. Slightly edited for prompt 23, "lovers", so Merry Christmas?
GUY ON GUY ACTION
*
"Wow," Joey said gravely, staring at the screen.
Billy looked over at him, then looked back at the TV. The porn hadn't gotten any more realistic-looking since two seconds ago. The guy on top looked as bored as Billy felt. Shit.
He must've said that out loud, because Joey said, "Hey, for twenty bucks, it doesn't suck that badly."
"For twenty bucks, I could've gotten enough lube that we could make something better," Billy said, with another grimace at the TV screen.
There was a second where the only sound was the fake moans and sex talk from the porn they were watching, and Billy had enough time to think, Fuck, wrong thing to say. Even if they'd known each other for nearly a year, they hadn't been actually sleeping together all that long, and amateur porn jokes -- Then Joey said, "Yeah, right." He was grinning.
"Sure I could," Billy protested, pretending he hadn't been worried for a second there. He stood up, gesturing like he was making a pitch for a producer. "Two or three video cameras, 'cause just one angle is boring. A bed." He leaned down over Joey, bracing his hands on either side of Joey's shoulders. "You naked."
"Like you haven't seen that before." Joey sat up, just enough for a short kiss.
"I like seeing you naked," Billy said, and leaned in for another kiss. Joey muttered something into the kiss that might've been I've noticed, but he was still smiling, so it was okay.
When Billy pulled away, Joey said, "You're naked too, right?"
"What?" Oh, right, the home porn thing. "Yeah, of course I am."
"Good." Joey tugged him down so Billy kinda fell, sprawled across Joey's lap. Joey's triumphant grin slid into a grimace as he looked down at Billy's still-fastened jeans. "Because this part is annoying."
"All you have to do is ask," Billy said, and went up on his knees to pop the button and pull down the zipper on his jeans. "Besides, we could have that stupid music for soundtrack."
Joey chuckled and slid one hand up Billy's thigh. With the other, he hit the mute button on the remote.
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Notes: Originally written as a comment-fic back in 2005 for irisbleufic, and never crossposted. Whoops. Slightly edited for prompt 23, "lovers", so Merry Christmas?
GUY ON GUY ACTION
*
"Wow," Joey said gravely, staring at the screen.
Billy looked over at him, then looked back at the TV. The porn hadn't gotten any more realistic-looking since two seconds ago. The guy on top looked as bored as Billy felt. Shit.
He must've said that out loud, because Joey said, "Hey, for twenty bucks, it doesn't suck that badly."
"For twenty bucks, I could've gotten enough lube that we could make something better," Billy said, with another grimace at the TV screen.
There was a second where the only sound was the fake moans and sex talk from the porn they were watching, and Billy had enough time to think, Fuck, wrong thing to say. Even if they'd known each other for nearly a year, they hadn't been actually sleeping together all that long, and amateur porn jokes -- Then Joey said, "Yeah, right." He was grinning.
"Sure I could," Billy protested, pretending he hadn't been worried for a second there. He stood up, gesturing like he was making a pitch for a producer. "Two or three video cameras, 'cause just one angle is boring. A bed." He leaned down over Joey, bracing his hands on either side of Joey's shoulders. "You naked."
"Like you haven't seen that before." Joey sat up, just enough for a short kiss.
"I like seeing you naked," Billy said, and leaned in for another kiss. Joey muttered something into the kiss that might've been I've noticed, but he was still smiling, so it was okay.
When Billy pulled away, Joey said, "You're naked too, right?"
"What?" Oh, right, the home porn thing. "Yeah, of course I am."
"Good." Joey tugged him down so Billy kinda fell, sprawled across Joey's lap. Joey's triumphant grin slid into a grimace as he looked down at Billy's still-fastened jeans. "Because this part is annoying."
"All you have to do is ask," Billy said, and went up on his knees to pop the button and pull down the zipper on his jeans. "Besides, we could have that stupid music for soundtrack."
Joey chuckled and slid one hand up Billy's thigh. With the other, he hit the mute button on the remote.
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