I am Unicorn - Screencaps
Oh. Hi. Who is behind on everything? ME. But here's screencaps. Next batch this weekend at some point. And hopefully I'll be caught up by Tuesday.
Good way to start any episode. Extreme close up.
...ducks.
Drama Queen.
Hah
I see what you did there.
I'm not sure what he's looking at. She walks up and he looks over her like he was expecting someone taller.
So not Blaine.
Then looks at her face and
O_O
Oh but she loves his outfit and everything he is why thank you.
"You're my favorite unicorn."
I'm not even sure what that face is
"A unicorn is someone who is special and isn't afraid to show it."
Awwwe <3 That's so cute.
Blaine. What.
No really
What
And why are you sitting like that? Holding your crotch
Am I the only one seeing how SHY Blaine is? He's nervous when he speaks up, and he's stuttered quite a bit when talking to anyone other than Kurt. I think Mckinley is kinda having an effect on him. Mah bb <3
Yeeeeeah people need to practice their dance-
Will: "Hummel."
Kurt: "I MUST PROTEST."
Blaine: -not paying attention at all. Watchin people walk by in the hallway-
"You have this move. A sash-ay. It's really distracting."
IS IT, MIKE?
Blaine asks if he can come to booty camp too and Kurts like
thats right
my boyfriend is coming to support me
-smugsmugsmug-
...Blaine those colors
Finn: D:<
I think he has an issue with Blaine LOL every time Blaine speaks hes like >C
Finn, go talk to Dave you can be confused and annoyed by him together.
Beiste however he is impressed by
Rachel I can't pay attention to you with Blaine holding his penis
Oh.
I wonder what Chris Colfer thought of all these
RIIIIIIIIIIGHT.
"I call it: Kurt Hummel's bulging pink fun sack."
......I......................
yeah
oh good everyone gets a copy of burlesque and a tellitubby. . and high heels... and a unicorn
SILENCE = DEATH
GAY DITTT GAY GAY GAY GAY GAAAAY
That is depressing I agree with Britt
STREEETCH
"Shane says I'm more of a park and bark."
...Wonderful.
I love Shane.
Nice shoes Kurt that's
shiny
DAT ASS
BB BLAINE = BUBBLE BUTT BLAINE
"You'd be the perfect Tony. . Actually."
Yep he would.
BLAINE NOOOO ahhh I felt so bad watching this. I know people are like AWE HOW SWEET no. . . I'm sorry. Blaine
doing everything JUST so he doesn't upset his boyfriend isn't sweet. It's being whipped. Kurt's a big boy
he'll be okay
Will: FINN YOU LOOK LIKE YOU'RE STEPPING ON BEES
BLAINE NOOOOOO
"I'd be fine being Bernardo or Officer Krupke. . Long as it was opposite YOUR Tony ;D"
Are you just trying to get laid here?
Kurt: "Awwwe~"
Will: "KURT."
Kurt: "FINE."
Oh Kurt. Heaven forbid you don't get everything you ever want.
No. Really. The fandom isn't fun when you don't.
OH GOD PUCK THATS
...its got a bow tie
I want everyone to know that this song was much manlier on mute.
Beautiful? Yes.
Good audition song for Tony? No.
Why didn't he sing a West Side Story song?
...RANDOM SWORDS YAAAAAAY
:D
Gum.
GUUUUUM.
"I like that Rachel's Jewish. Works with the whole Purto Rico thing."
Beiste: "He made that song his prison bitch."
But not in a Tony way. I'm sorry Kurt, I agree with them. It was the wrong audition song.
"I would love for Kurt to hold me in his toothpick arms on my fire escape."
....Someone's been spending too much time with Will.
His face is like
Bitches love Kurt.
"I need a Tony who excites my lady parts. Kurt's... Too much of a lady."
trghwesrb
Yeah, sorry Kurt.
I picture Dave would have had a similar reaction to these posters, walking down the hall and suddenly
GAY
GAY
GAY
DITTY GAY
You should do your hair like that
Also Sue's poster off on the right is terrifying
Santana: "This IS toned down. In the original the unicorn was riding you."
Kurt you're wearing heels and are dressed like a Japanese woman
You look awesome but really. Think about what you're complaining over
"You are the unicorn."
<3<3<3<3
Kurt...showing his.. uhm... Masculinity...
Hon the hair just makes you look 12 not manly.
Everyone got SO PISSED at them for laughing. But know what? I was laughing in this scene too. CAUSE IT WAS FUNNY. IT WAS MEANT
TO BE FUNNY. WE WERE SUPPOSED TO FEEL BAD WHEN HE RAN OFF, BUT THE ACTUAL SCENE? WE KNOW CC CAN ACT BETTER
THAN THAT AT BEING MASCULINE. THAT WAS THE JOKE
CALM DOWN FANDOM
...What are you wearing
"You only come in here if you want money or you wanna talk."
But I wanna see grease monkey Kurt :(
Burt: "You're gay."
Kurt: "What."
ONLY I AM ALLOWED TO REMIND PEOPLE I'M GAY FATHER
"You're gay. And not Rock Hudson gay, you're REALLY gay. You sing like Dianna Ross and you dress like you own
a magic chocolate factory."
If ANYONE other than Burt had said that, the fandom would have flipped its shit.
Thanks for telling it like it is Burt.
"Why are you being so mean to me?"
Kurt: "I'm just tired of being a unicorn."
"Know what they call a unicorn without a horn? A friggin horse."
Awwwe <3
This is your support, Finn.
Everyone has a wonderful face here but I think Mercedes wins.
Puck why you grabbing Kurt?
Kurt's like O_O
Then he gets free and cheers for Finn
Again.
Mercedes wins.
What is your clothes what
OH GOD SHES TOUCHING KURT. NO TOUCH.
Oh shi- shes running against him!
And according to the fandom if you want Britt to win, then you deserve to die.
I think it's a TV show.
HEEE it's Mr. No Socks Blaine.
Now. He does pretty good in this but, far as faces go...
He doesn't disappoint.
Make all the blow job faces you want... DEM ARMS.
COME TO MEEEEEEE ARTIIIIIIIIIE
Yeah I ship it, what?
Oh look who is here to watch.
Maybe TONIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIGHT
"This says you're only trying for Bernardo...?"
"Or. . Or officer Krupke is fine too."
:( BB. <3 His voice cracks aaaaaaaahsdnjfkg
"Would you mind reading for Tony?"
IDK GUYS MY BOYFRIEND WANTS THAT PART BUT. . NO I CAN'T. . I . . IF I DO THE FANDOM WILL HATE ME FOR
STEALING A PART FROM HIM BUT I JUST DON'T KNOW. I DON'T KNOW WHAT I'M DOING OR WHY IM HERE.
I still think Kurt was doing a mix of things here, seeing oh shi, my boyfriend won't do something cause of ME combined with
MY BOYFRIENDS GAY BUT HE GETS ASKED TO PLAY MANLY STRAIGHT RULES -BITTERBITTERBITTER-
but then as we saw in the next ep, is like IT'S OKAY I SUPPORT YOU I WILL SUPPORT YOU EVEN THOUGH I WANT TO SCREAM
And that's it. As usual NO. SPOILERS IN THE COMMENTS. NON. DON'T EVEN HINT OR TRY TO BE VAGUE. NO SONG SPOILERS. NO CASTING. NO 'OH EVERYONE KNOWS THIS SPOILER I CAN SAY IT'. NONE OF THEM. OKAY? NONE. Be fair to me and people who might read over the comments, who try so hard to no be spoiled
Thanks loves <3 Use the caps for anything you want, as usual, I make them for ya'll.
Good way to start any episode. Extreme close up.
...ducks.
Drama Queen.
Hah
I see what you did there.
I'm not sure what he's looking at. She walks up and he looks over her like he was expecting someone taller.
So not Blaine.
Then looks at her face and
O_O
Oh but she loves his outfit and everything he is why thank you.
"You're my favorite unicorn."
I'm not even sure what that face is
"A unicorn is someone who is special and isn't afraid to show it."
Awwwe <3 That's so cute.
Blaine. What.
No really
What
And why are you sitting like that? Holding your crotch
Am I the only one seeing how SHY Blaine is? He's nervous when he speaks up, and he's stuttered quite a bit when talking to anyone other than Kurt. I think Mckinley is kinda having an effect on him. Mah bb <3
Yeeeeeah people need to practice their dance-
Will: "Hummel."
Kurt: "I MUST PROTEST."
Blaine: -not paying attention at all. Watchin people walk by in the hallway-
"You have this move. A sash-ay. It's really distracting."
IS IT, MIKE?
Blaine asks if he can come to booty camp too and Kurts like
thats right
my boyfriend is coming to support me
-smugsmugsmug-
...Blaine those colors
Finn: D:<
I think he has an issue with Blaine LOL every time Blaine speaks hes like >C
Finn, go talk to Dave you can be confused and annoyed by him together.
Beiste however he is impressed by
Rachel I can't pay attention to you with Blaine holding his penis
Oh.
I wonder what Chris Colfer thought of all these
RIIIIIIIIIIGHT.
"I call it: Kurt Hummel's bulging pink fun sack."
......I......................
yeah
oh good everyone gets a copy of burlesque and a tellitubby. . and high heels... and a unicorn
SILENCE = DEATH
GAY DITTT GAY GAY GAY GAY GAAAAY
That is depressing I agree with Britt
STREEETCH
"Shane says I'm more of a park and bark."
...Wonderful.
I love Shane.
Nice shoes Kurt that's
shiny
DAT ASS
BB BLAINE = BUBBLE BUTT BLAINE
"You'd be the perfect Tony. . Actually."
Yep he would.
BLAINE NOOOO ahhh I felt so bad watching this. I know people are like AWE HOW SWEET no. . . I'm sorry. Blaine
doing everything JUST so he doesn't upset his boyfriend isn't sweet. It's being whipped. Kurt's a big boy
he'll be okay
Will: FINN YOU LOOK LIKE YOU'RE STEPPING ON BEES
BLAINE NOOOOOO
"I'd be fine being Bernardo or Officer Krupke. . Long as it was opposite YOUR Tony ;D"
Are you just trying to get laid here?
Kurt: "Awwwe~"
Will: "KURT."
Kurt: "FINE."
Oh Kurt. Heaven forbid you don't get everything you ever want.
No. Really. The fandom isn't fun when you don't.
OH GOD PUCK THATS
...its got a bow tie
I want everyone to know that this song was much manlier on mute.
Beautiful? Yes.
Good audition song for Tony? No.
Why didn't he sing a West Side Story song?
...RANDOM SWORDS YAAAAAAY
:D
Gum.
GUUUUUM.
"I like that Rachel's Jewish. Works with the whole Purto Rico thing."
Beiste: "He made that song his prison bitch."
But not in a Tony way. I'm sorry Kurt, I agree with them. It was the wrong audition song.
"I would love for Kurt to hold me in his toothpick arms on my fire escape."
....Someone's been spending too much time with Will.
His face is like
Bitches love Kurt.
"I need a Tony who excites my lady parts. Kurt's... Too much of a lady."
trghwesrb
Yeah, sorry Kurt.
I picture Dave would have had a similar reaction to these posters, walking down the hall and suddenly
GAY
GAY
GAY
DITTY GAY
You should do your hair like that
Also Sue's poster off on the right is terrifying
Santana: "This IS toned down. In the original the unicorn was riding you."
Kurt you're wearing heels and are dressed like a Japanese woman
You look awesome but really. Think about what you're complaining over
"You are the unicorn."
<3<3<3<3
Kurt...showing his.. uhm... Masculinity...
Hon the hair just makes you look 12 not manly.
Everyone got SO PISSED at them for laughing. But know what? I was laughing in this scene too. CAUSE IT WAS FUNNY. IT WAS MEANT
TO BE FUNNY. WE WERE SUPPOSED TO FEEL BAD WHEN HE RAN OFF, BUT THE ACTUAL SCENE? WE KNOW CC CAN ACT BETTER
THAN THAT AT BEING MASCULINE. THAT WAS THE JOKE
CALM DOWN FANDOM
...What are you wearing
"You only come in here if you want money or you wanna talk."
But I wanna see grease monkey Kurt :(
Burt: "You're gay."
Kurt: "What."
ONLY I AM ALLOWED TO REMIND PEOPLE I'M GAY FATHER
"You're gay. And not Rock Hudson gay, you're REALLY gay. You sing like Dianna Ross and you dress like you own
a magic chocolate factory."
If ANYONE other than Burt had said that, the fandom would have flipped its shit.
Thanks for telling it like it is Burt.
"Why are you being so mean to me?"
Kurt: "I'm just tired of being a unicorn."
"Know what they call a unicorn without a horn? A friggin horse."
Awwwe <3
This is your support, Finn.
Everyone has a wonderful face here but I think Mercedes wins.
Puck why you grabbing Kurt?
Kurt's like O_O
Then he gets free and cheers for Finn
Again.
Mercedes wins.
What is your clothes what
OH GOD SHES TOUCHING KURT. NO TOUCH.
Oh shi- shes running against him!
And according to the fandom if you want Britt to win, then you deserve to die.
I think it's a TV show.
HEEE it's Mr. No Socks Blaine.
Now. He does pretty good in this but, far as faces go...
He doesn't disappoint.
Make all the blow job faces you want... DEM ARMS.
COME TO MEEEEEEE ARTIIIIIIIIIE
Yeah I ship it, what?
Oh look who is here to watch.
Maybe TONIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIGHT
"This says you're only trying for Bernardo...?"
"Or. . Or officer Krupke is fine too."
:( BB. <3 His voice cracks aaaaaaaahsdnjfkg
"Would you mind reading for Tony?"
IDK GUYS MY BOYFRIEND WANTS THAT PART BUT. . NO I CAN'T. . I . . IF I DO THE FANDOM WILL HATE ME FOR
STEALING A PART FROM HIM BUT I JUST DON'T KNOW. I DON'T KNOW WHAT I'M DOING OR WHY IM HERE.
I still think Kurt was doing a mix of things here, seeing oh shi, my boyfriend won't do something cause of ME combined with
MY BOYFRIENDS GAY BUT HE GETS ASKED TO PLAY MANLY STRAIGHT RULES -BITTERBITTERBITTER-
but then as we saw in the next ep, is like IT'S OKAY I SUPPORT YOU I WILL SUPPORT YOU EVEN THOUGH I WANT TO SCREAM
And that's it. As usual NO. SPOILERS IN THE COMMENTS. NON. DON'T EVEN HINT OR TRY TO BE VAGUE. NO SONG SPOILERS. NO CASTING. NO 'OH EVERYONE KNOWS THIS SPOILER I CAN SAY IT'. NONE OF THEM. OKAY? NONE. Be fair to me and people who might read over the comments, who try so hard to no be spoiled
Thanks loves <3 Use the caps for anything you want, as usual, I make them for ya'll.