Comments | karofsky_hummel: {fic} Eager to Please/Lucky to Love, Epilogue 3.5/4

hamhocklover in karofsky_hummel

{fic} Eager to Please/Lucky to Love, Epilogue 3.5/4

Sep 29, 2011 17:02

( Can you use it in a sentence? )

character: dave karofsky, fanfiction, author: hamhocklover, character: kurt hummel, rating: nc-17

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captain_pihkal September 29 2011, 21:31:50 UTC

superhot dirtytalk is superhot! :D

3.5 of 4? it's gonna be over again? :S

hamhocklover September 30 2011, 00:03:28 UTC

Yes. How many ways/times can I almost end this silly fic anyway, lol? Its over. I'll post part 4 in a couple hours and THAT will be the last ETP update. Thanks so much for reading and loving it. You comments mean so much.

ktfranceebee September 29 2011, 22:05:42 UTC

Reading this in class... I've got guts. XD oh gosh. I couldn't help myself. I saw a 3.5/4 and was super stoked. This was just... Wow. Bravo. My heart broke for Dave in the first one. :( poor baby!

hamhocklover September 30 2011, 00:04:59 UTC

I know...emotions all over the place. Hot, sad, messy, in love, jeeze boys!! Writing the ending and then posting deleted scenes had me a mess. But thank you, really for reading!

captain_love September 29 2011, 22:15:08 UTC

3,5 ? That means it's not really over yet? Yes!
This fic and it's multiple epilogues makes me think of a technique Dave will probably learn to Kurt : edging... You think it's the end... But then another wave comes and then another... Making the pleasure last longer and the final, inevitable release even more incredible.

caliena September 29 2011, 22:37:26 UTC

...
That's actually possible?
...
*writes that down for further use*
:D

hamhocklover September 30 2011, 00:09:42 UTC

Oh, its possible. Men can and DO have multiple orgasms. It's like squirting for a woman, you just have to know what the fuck you're doing down there and then...once you got the technique down...its easy as pie. Warm apple pie to be exact.

We were talking about multiples, cock-wise, weren't we? Ok good. I'll shut up.

caliena September 30 2011, 00:30:53 UTC

...
I never had an orgasm by cock and never had a multiple orgasm any other way, so...
Okay...
I feel sad now...
But I WILL use this for future fanfictions!
(I really need to finish my porn-kurtofsky story >.<)

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caliena September 29 2011, 22:36:46 UTC

Awwwww, Sue *_*

Oh oh oh...
Mercedes and Kurt and...
Ohhhhhh...
*sniffles*

Oh my god...
Lessons in dirtytalk...
I need those :D
Seriously, I DO :D
But as I said before, it wouldn't sound nearly as hot in German...
I really need to move :D

Oh god...
Just one more chapter...
I don't want it to end, seriously...
I need to print this story and stash it in a folder so I can reread it in bed, in classes, at the gym...
Could be fun :D

hamhocklover September 30 2011, 00:19:05 UTC

So happy you love it! This was a quickie. Once I got over the 5k word limit, it flowed so much better. I hate cutting down shit that I've already deleted and tried to remember from other writing sessions. But thanks.

Lessons in dirty talk. That was honestly a two sentence paragraph and COME ON, you know it needed more time than that. Kurt's a fast learner and he has a habit of figuring stuff out like WHOA! German-schmerman, use English slang. Tell your guy you can't stop touching his enormous cock, prick, boner, wang, schlong, weiner...and let him try to figure it out. Wait, weiner is already German, isn't it?

Thanks so much love!! One chapter left, part 4...in a couple hours. Gotta go pick up my kids from ftball and band practice in between the rimming and dirty talk lessons. REAL LIFE, wtf?

caliena September 30 2011, 00:32:46 UTC

*lol*
Well, in German it's wiener and is actually the name of a sausage so we don't use it in the bedroom... as far as I know :D

But yeah...
Next time I get a guy I'll just say: "BTW? I am an english student. I love english. You'll love it in bed." :D

lizzypoodle September 30 2011, 00:39:59 UTC

I smiled happily to see that this is 3.5/4. Maybe the next one could be 3.75/4! Whaddya think?!?! :) I have imagined these two in lots of scenes, but it never occurred to me to have Dave teach Kurt how to talk dirty. I loved Kurt's education.

hamhocklover September 30 2011, 00:45:04 UTC

LMAO again...I was just saying to my son...maybe the next part will be 3.6 and then 3.7 and then 3.8...How long can I drag out this thing? He rolled his eyes.

So much, I MEAN SO FREAKIN much happens in part 4 and its really sad for me to say goodbye but honestly, I have to. They have their happily ever after and I need to just let them be. Fuck, its hard.

Teaching your perfect virgin lover how to talk dirty. Priceless! He deserved that education. Somehow...it turned out so much better than when Mercedes and Tina tried.

Thank you, love.

caliena September 30 2011, 00:47:04 UTC

I am so gonna be a mom like you... one where her kids help her write gay porn :D

Your Son lizzypoodle September 30 2011, 00:50:19 UTC

Whenever you mention your kids, I just have to tell you, they sound like amazing people. I have this image of your family in my mind. It's such a happy image, full of love and laughter...If it isn't like that at your house, don't tell me. I love my image of your sweet family. TMI alert! We'll be trying an egg donor come April or May. Here's to happy, healthy families, and homes bursting with love!

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