How to Rehabilitate Your David Karofsky in Five Steps or Less (Step 1/5)
Title: How to Rehabilitate Your David Karofsky in Five Steps or Less (Chapter 1/5)
Genre: 1oz Romance + 1oz Comedy + splash of angst. Layer in a shot glass and slug back every time Dave slushies someone.
Rating: PG-13 to be safe. Swearing and all that.
Disclaimer: I don't own anything except a bunch of paperbacks and an old pickup truck. If I did own these characters, I'd actually do something with them.
Spoilers: I doubt you're reading this unless you've seen all of season 2. But in case you haven't, it doesn't matter because this is mostly made up shit. Although...yeah you still should have seen it.
Summary: Kurt takes it upon himself to "fix" his ex-bully. Hilarity Ensues.
Author's Note: I don't often write fanfiction, but when I do, it's Kurtofsky.
Non-sarcastic Author's Note: This isn't anything new. It's pretty much all been written before, but not by me. So... I wrote it. And it's kinda funny. It’s also very vague, there aren’t many spoilers, and it does not mention Blaine at all ever. It’d fluff, pure and simple. And it's pretty short. Enjoy. :]
The cut is fake, but the blood is real O_o
Genre: 1oz Romance + 1oz Comedy + splash of angst. Layer in a shot glass and slug back every time Dave slushies someone.
Rating: PG-13 to be safe. Swearing and all that.
Disclaimer: I don't own anything except a bunch of paperbacks and an old pickup truck. If I did own these characters, I'd actually do something with them.
Spoilers: I doubt you're reading this unless you've seen all of season 2. But in case you haven't, it doesn't matter because this is mostly made up shit. Although...yeah you still should have seen it.
Summary: Kurt takes it upon himself to "fix" his ex-bully. Hilarity Ensues.
Author's Note: I don't often write fanfiction, but when I do, it's Kurtofsky.
Non-sarcastic Author's Note: This isn't anything new. It's pretty much all been written before, but not by me. So... I wrote it. And it's kinda funny. It’s also very vague, there aren’t many spoilers, and it does not mention Blaine at all ever. It’d fluff, pure and simple. And it's pretty short. Enjoy. :]
The cut is fake, but the blood is real O_o