OH GOD I LOVED THIS EP. NEW FAVORITE EP EVER.
YEAH.
So have some screencaps. As alwaaaaays do whatever you want to them.
No the party don't start till I walk in~
Camo. I like it.
I MEAN
OMG KURT I CAN'T SEE YOU WHERE'D YOU GO
Well I'm glad you're happy Finn.
"You're not going?"
I have to have my sassy gurl with me!
Even though I won't interact with you at all!
"Hold my hand."
NOW. BLAINE.
HEEEEEE <3
"Blaine Warbler. Will you go to Junior Prom with me?"
BITCH FOR THE LAST TIME, MY NAME? IS BLAINE. ANDERSON.
AAAAANDEEEEEEEERSSSSOOOOOOON
Shut up and answer the question Blaine.
".....You don't wanna go to Prom with me."
Kurt: -Takes hands away-
Blaine: "Of course I wanna go with you!"
"Just... Prom."
WAT. BLAINE.
WHAT ABOUT PROM.
So we find out that Blaine got beat crap out of him. And is just like, WELP.
Oh.
"This is perfect..."
...Of...Course it is.
Kurt: "You couldn't face up to your bullies at your school so you can do it at mine! We could do it together!"
Gay relationship bonding. Standing up to your bullies together.
"I am crazy about you..."
"So... that's a yes?"
....No but if I ever want you to put out I'm just gonna say yes right now.
"EEEEE!"
SO HAPPY.
I ship it.
All of it.
All together or apart.
Dayum boy dem feet.
And nice sash is that
skulls?
"I look like a lemon meringue pie..."
You look like a Belle knock off.
That's Kurt's dress, Lauren.
"I think you look delicious."
Guuuuuuuurl.
Awwwwe. Birtt.
"Go with God, Satan. Santana."
:).........?
...Fanny pack.
....No comment.
"You're going. Stag? That's just tragic."
Coming from the lesbian going to prom with a closeted gay guy.
"I have a private fashion question for Kurt."
Lauren: OKAAAAAAAY~
"Kurt you need a full security detail which Bullywhips and I would be more than happy to provide."
I got instantly excited hearing this. Was like. DAAAAVE.
I see you plottin.
I see you Jacob.
...I still see you.
Fro.
And nothing ever came of that.
I was so confused and disturbed.
"Everything looks good. No gay protests or rainbow flags being lit on fire down this way."
That's wonderful Dave, I'm glad those things are not going on at your school.
Santana: "Are you finished talking?"
"Yeah....?"
Santana: "Well when you're done you should say over!"
Dave: Dis bitch
"SORRY. No burning Liberace mannequin. OVER."
God you are sassy.
And I like that he's staring down the hall. At this...
"Alright ladylips. All clear."
That's not Sam.
Santana: "TEEN GAY. YOU MAY NOW PROCEED TO THE NEXT CHECKPOINT WITHOUT FEAR OF VIOLENCE."
"I would at least like to graduate high school knowing how to make some kind of Pate."
Mercedes is like
ok
"OH. A prom proposal!"
-clapclapclap-
Obviously all Dave has to do is sing to Kurt and he'll be head over heels.
Cause I'm pretty sure right now he's like
BLAINE WHO?
TAKE ME ARTIE.
You are so cute.
SO ARE YOU.
I ship this.
So everyone knows.
In case you didn't realize I ship everything remotely possible on this show.
Half off on suits.
And we all know how much Blaine likes discounts.
"I'm going simple. Black..... Discreet."
"Know what I wore at my prom? I wore a powder blue tux with a ruffled shirt."
:D
Burt : "Big velour bow tie. I looked like Tony Orlando."
"Was that a designer....?"
"No."
He's used to this. Not even gonna explain.
Kurt: "No need for half off my outfit!"
"Cause half of it is already off? lololololol"
Whatcha think Blaine?
"Dude, that's awesome it's like... Gay Braveheart."
Burt: "I don't like it."
Kurt: "Of course you don't like it! It's not finished!"
Kurt: "I think it needs a sash or some beads..."
And how's my ass Blaine?
Blaine: -COVERS MOUTH SO HE DOES NOT BLURT SOMETHING HORRIBLE-
Finn: ...Damn. Now I wanna watch Braveheart.
Burt: "I think you're trying to get some attention stir the pot a bit."
Who? KURT?
Kurt: "Blaine help me out here!"
Finn: Seriously where is my Braveheart dvd...
Blaine: "I think your dad has a point..."
Finn: I think it's in my room... I'll have to check.
Say what bitch?
"I think what he's trying to say is we don't wanna give anyone a reason to.. .cause any trouble."
Burt: "There's a lot bad people out there Kurt, a lot worse than this Karofsky guy."
True dat but...
Kurt: "Blaine. I understand after what you've been through, you're worried."
Blaine: -UNCOMFORTABLE-
"Prom is about joy. Not about fear. So I am wearing this suit."
"I worked hard on it, and I think it's fantastic. And if you don't want to join me... I completely understand."
Kurt: -DRAMATIC EXIT-
WELP.
You ain't getting any tonight.
And because I am a cruel, cruel bitch. This is where I'm stopping
:D
The next batch is already done, I'll post it tomorrow.
AS ALWAYS. NO SPOILERS IN THE COMMENTS.
<333333 FOR THIS EP SO HARD