By The Way Screencaps

Apr 27, 2011 15:15

BORN THIS WAY CAPS FOR YA'LL <3 I adored this episode so much. It was fun. Though ya'll should have seen me lose it cause Glee got delayed here in DFW because of weather that was to the south of us. Made me wait 30 extra minutes 8|

ANYWAY. CAPS.

Please use them any way you want, steal them, icons, deface, whatevers <3 Love ya'll.





Booty camp with Will.
So many things I could say right now.





At least Finn was having fun...?



OOPS.



Quinn.
Is that a Master ball on your tiaracrown.



"JACK RYAN YOU JUST BOARDED THE RED OCTOBER."
That's how I greet people.



...Wat.



Now I am going to slam my notebook into the fountain and then bend over so I can drink from the lower fountain.



Santana: "Hold on. There might be someone at this school who just might have the juice."
Gurl, even Santana knows, boy has got it going on.



Santana: "DAVE. KAROFSKY."









And the unsubtle award goes to...



Santana: "HOLY CRAP."





"I'm a closet lesbian and I'm a judgmental bitch. Which means one thing. I have awesome gaydar."
Honestly sweetie, idk how no ones guessed before this.



Seriously, these two are freaking adorable. I love Brittany/Santana but herigjrtdfbgdf



Kurt: "The Warblers are preparing to perform at a nursing home! ..And a strip mall next to a national bank."



Blaine: "I told him I would be all for it if it wasn't for Karofsky trying to steal my man."
Santana: "Wait. What did you just say?"



Blaine: "Well. Kurt needs to be safe!"
Kurt: "Okay. Can we please change the subject."



I wish they had more cute couple moments. Kiss on the cheek. Cuddles. Just stuff. Kurt leaning on him is pretty cute though.



"I gotta gay. GO. Gotta go."



Blaine: HAH.



Blaine: She said Gay.



Blaine: Gay...



Blaine: I do like me some gay...
Kurt: .....................Blaine?



I'm glad to see your opinion of the shirt idea, Lauren.



Dave: "I knew you'd ask me out eventually."
...Wat?



Dave: "I'm.. .kind of Duke Stud at McKinley."
......WAT?



"Oh give it up. I know."



Bitch. Please.



Dave: "Know what?"
Santana: "That you're GHEY."



"Wat."
-cling to coffee-





"Who told you that?"
Dave, I'm more interested in why the laptop in the background was silver, then Santana said gay, now it's pink.



"No one had to tell me. First of all I saw you checking out Sam's ASS the other day."
Hey.
It's nice okay.
Dat ass.







Santana: "You really need to be more careful with your leering."



Dave: "I didn't!"







Dave: "I was just seeing what jeans he was wearing."
Okay well that is totally heterosexual.
Also, lol Dave you knew exactly the incident she was talking about.
Something still on your mind baby?
DAT ASS?



"Like that's any less gay."



Oh.



"Second of all I know about you and Kurt."





DAT FACE BB







Now. I don't think she actually KNOWS. Cause I do not think Kurt told her, like he said, and neither would Blaine. I think what she means is she put two and two together, and 'knows' something went down between them.
I hope she thinks they had hot teenage man sex.



"Bout you being worried about the 'truth' coming out?"





"Guess what IT'S OUT."
Nice choice of words.







Dave: "Whatever they told you is a lie to mess with me"
O shi the angry eyebrows are out.



-Pout-





"Gonna kick their asses."
and by kick you mean...?



"Okay, you know what? Why don't you just settle down..."



Give me your damn hand.





Santana: "Let aunty tana here tell you a little story."



She touching me. Why is she touching me-



Oh he's cute....
Dave. -snaps fingers-



"It's about you. You're what we call a late in life gay."



.



"You're going to stay in the closet. Get married. Get drunk to have relations with your wife, have a couple kids, maybe become a state senator."







What Dave? This not sound like a good plan to you?



Santana: "And then..."



"Get caught in the mens room tapping your foot with some page. and know what? I accept that about you."



"...."



"Why are you doing this?"
BABY. His voice. <3333



Santana: "We play on the same team."







Dave: "..You're...."



"Look I'm not ready to start eating hickema or get a flat top yet either."



Santana: "...Maybe in junior college."



"This is garbage!"



"I'M NOT."



"gay"



"I'm trying to help you out here!"



"Have you ever heard of the term beards?



Like... On your face...?





"It's when a gay man and woman date each other to hide the fact that their gay."
Foolproof.







Santana: "So you and I are going to be each others beards."
 Don't look so excited Dave.
I mean. I'm a straight woman, but Santana is smoking hot.



"And then we're going to win prom king and queen, and rule the school."



"And what if I say no."



"Then I'm going to tell everyone about you and your life will be over."













Which causes Dave to become a turtle.



"Only straight I am, is straight up bitch. You in or not?"





Like he has a choice.
and DAMN HIS EYES ARE SO PRETTY.

That's it for now. More coming soon, promise. Only reason not more today is I have somewhere to be this evening (going to the Texas Rangers game, woot woot)

NO SPOILERS IN THE COMMENTS PLEASE. Includes future songs, promo things, so and so forth <3 Thanks you guys.

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