OR! He turns up right in front of Kurt with a slushie (which of course brings the hilarious moment where we all think he's gonna slushie Kurt but then he doesn't) and hands it to him, for Kurt to throw at him.
OR...OR....Dave hears that Azimio, Strando, Mullet-boy or someone else has a slushie planned for Kurt and he runs to intercept it. He rushes up, standing in front of Kurt, blocking it. Kurt sees Dave's intense/angry face coming up fast and flinches (thinking his life is over, lol) but the slushie is completely blocked by Dave's massive letterman jacket and Kurt is protected.
Awwww....ok. I'm done dreaming now. Is it April yet?
I'm kind of hoping he'll keep his jerk-face attitude somewhat. I just rewatched SSBS and I have to admit I LOVE Dave when he's being a complete asshat almost as much as I love redemption!Dave.
Or there could be a Football/Hockey war and he could slushy the mulletheads.
Ok...I'm getting carried away with the slushie scenarios....but here's one more....after my previous post above (Dave blocking Kurt) Dave is about to be slushied by a puck-head or former friend(I'm looking at you, Az, don't disappoint me, man!) but Kurt hears about it....intercepts it and blocks it for Dave as a thank you!!
Then they team up against the hockey players. It's what will unite them. Finally. Well....other than the sexual tension and common interest in cock.
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Hohohoho!
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Oh come on, guys! That's funny cos Dave is a douche, ne?
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I'll get my coat.
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Awwww....ok. I'm done dreaming now. Is it April yet?
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And it's officially late in Norway and I need to go to bed rather than type weird stuff on the internet.
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Or there could be a Football/Hockey war and he could slushy the mulletheads.
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Then they team up against the hockey players. It's what will unite them. Finally. Well....other than the sexual tension and common interest in cock.
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yeah Im bitter, what can I say
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