Blaine it on the Alcohol - Part 1
This is gonna be more than one part because the party caused me to take way too many caps. So yes.
Also gonna say, I really really really liked this ep <3 so. Hopefully I'll be able to show why when I finish all this.
As always, you can use these caps for whatever you want. I do them for ya'll so, have at them.
"Just listen to any hit by pop sensation... 'key- dollar sign- hah'."
...I love you Figgins. I want my own personal Figgins.
"...You mean Kesha?"
NO. KEY. DOLLAH SIGN. HAH.
Only point of this is the sign above the coffee maker.
Fruit sculpture club?
And now we know.. Aural Intensity's school is called Westvale.
They're Wizards.
And they have as many crazy weird signs as McKinley.
Brad: What is my life?
You're red or yellow... And like a good fellow... Sometimes you get lost in my mess....
Finn: :)
But when school girl pig tails won't do.... And I need to control my do....
Finn: ...okay.
You're the only one I can count on MY HEADBAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAND
Finn: ..........wat.
Mercedes: "Tell them I'll go if they go."
Artie: "Tell them yourself, I ain't no pony express."
Oh sweet merciful God, why?
KURT BB
MMhmmm
...Blaine what are you looking at. There's nothing up there.
Just a ceiling.
Blaine so TINY
...And... Kurt.... Likes leather. IDK.
Getting it out of my system now:
Ahem
OMG KURTS HAIR I WANNA TOUCH IT LET ME TOUCH IT DAVE TOUCH IT SOMEONE TOUCH IT AND LET ME LIVE VICARIOUSLY THROUGH YOU IT LOOKS LIKE IT'D FEEL LIKE A BUNNY I JUST WANNDBEFHJRVGNKC
...Okay.
Blaine.
Wat.
Are you doing.
Mike/Pillow - OTP
Gurl.
"IT TASTES LIKE PINK."
"Not drinking?"
I was only mildly disappointed Kurt wasn't drunk. I was expecting him to go and try and get all up on Finn when he walked up dancing.
...Blaine.
"I'm still trying to impress Blaine. Can't get too sloppy."
Kurt: "Clearly he doesn't have the same concern."
...YOU. KURT.
*POINT*
Blaine: "HEEEEEEEY."
Finn: "Oh God, not again."
"It is so cool that you and Kurt... ARE BOTHERS."
I MEAN LIKE. WOAH. MIND BLOWN. LOOK HOW BLOWN MY MIND IS FINN.
"BROTHAS."
"You're so.... Tall."
Finnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnn
Ur tal
...You're tall Finn. Why is this a confusing statement for you.
Blaine: WHO ARE U.
Oh.
RUN FINN.
Mike: PILLOW :C
The weepy hysterical drunk.
And poor Sam. The Derp Drunk.
The two angry drunks.
And Puck, the lovey dovey touchy feely drunk
Stripper Drunk
DAYUM.
HAPPY DRUNKS.
My favorite Mercedes omg <3
Blaine you trying to cast a spell on that bottle?
....Puck.
What are you doing to Mike?
Blaine: LOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOL
Puck back awa- ...Wait, no keep going.
OMNOM
Arms.
OHHHHHHHHHHHH~ NO ONE SAW THIS COMING
EXCEPT EVERYONE CAUSE THEY PUT IT IN THE PROMO
"Blaine Warbler I am going to ROCK YO WORLD."
And here we go.
I think Blaine looks like an amazing kisser.
So does Dave.
Therefore they should def kiss each other. Y/Y?
Puck likes.
Mike isn't sure what he's looking at.
Kurt: OKAY. THAT'S ENOUGH OF THAT.
Rachel: "Your face... Tastes AWESOME."
Your face.
Rachel: "I THINK I FOUND A NEW DUET PARTNER."
Oh. Just get ready for the Blaine faces you are about to see.
Rachel: GIGGLE
Kurt: yeaaahno.
Blaine: The fuck am I?
Oh. Gurl. Them jeans. Wear them all the time
And Rachel. Other way.
Drunk dancing consists of... Slap fights. Obviously.
I see you.
Checkin out dat ass.
And I like... Literally have no words for what you are about to see so.
...Yep.
Awe BB. I'm sorry. I really am. But. There is someone who wants you.
His name starts with a D and ends in ave.
Oh God, it's still going?
I can't
Awwwwe! I legit squealed. Boob pillow.
So cute- DAMN IT BLAINE STOP RUINING THE MOMENT
....
"Don't you want me baby?"
Santana: I WANT U. I DO.
DON'T YOU WANT ME
OHHHHHHHHHHHHH
...Okay stop I can't breathe
....
Well.
Aren't you just sex on legs?
Burt: "Hey Kurt?"
Oh thank God, Burt the savior.
I want to roll around in that bed.
Blaine can be in it at the same time. I just wanna bounce in it.
Kurt: "Be down in a sec!"
....Wait a tic.
A HERP DERP?
...Oh.
"Where am I?"
Yeah.
That's exactly what Burt wants to hear right now.
I'm... Kind of entranced by his eyebrows right now.
Burt: ...U.
And then scene end and Tus yelled 'OH SHI-'
Okay that's Part 1. Part 2 will be up.... Later.
As always, please please please no spoilers for future eps in the comments. This includes song spoilers <3<3<3<3 Thanks guys!
Also gonna say, I really really really liked this ep <3 so. Hopefully I'll be able to show why when I finish all this.
As always, you can use these caps for whatever you want. I do them for ya'll so, have at them.
"Just listen to any hit by pop sensation... 'key- dollar sign- hah'."
...I love you Figgins. I want my own personal Figgins.
"...You mean Kesha?"
NO. KEY. DOLLAH SIGN. HAH.
Only point of this is the sign above the coffee maker.
Fruit sculpture club?
And now we know.. Aural Intensity's school is called Westvale.
They're Wizards.
And they have as many crazy weird signs as McKinley.
Brad: What is my life?
You're red or yellow... And like a good fellow... Sometimes you get lost in my mess....
Finn: :)
But when school girl pig tails won't do.... And I need to control my do....
Finn: ...okay.
You're the only one I can count on MY HEADBAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAND
Finn: ..........wat.
Mercedes: "Tell them I'll go if they go."
Artie: "Tell them yourself, I ain't no pony express."
Oh sweet merciful God, why?
KURT BB
MMhmmm
...Blaine what are you looking at. There's nothing up there.
Just a ceiling.
Blaine so TINY
...And... Kurt.... Likes leather. IDK.
Getting it out of my system now:
Ahem
OMG KURTS HAIR I WANNA TOUCH IT LET ME TOUCH IT DAVE TOUCH IT SOMEONE TOUCH IT AND LET ME LIVE VICARIOUSLY THROUGH YOU IT LOOKS LIKE IT'D FEEL LIKE A BUNNY I JUST WANNDBEFHJRVGNKC
...Okay.
Blaine.
Wat.
Are you doing.
Mike/Pillow - OTP
Gurl.
"IT TASTES LIKE PINK."
"Not drinking?"
I was only mildly disappointed Kurt wasn't drunk. I was expecting him to go and try and get all up on Finn when he walked up dancing.
...Blaine.
"I'm still trying to impress Blaine. Can't get too sloppy."
Kurt: "Clearly he doesn't have the same concern."
...YOU. KURT.
*POINT*
Blaine: "HEEEEEEEY."
Finn: "Oh God, not again."
"It is so cool that you and Kurt... ARE BOTHERS."
I MEAN LIKE. WOAH. MIND BLOWN. LOOK HOW BLOWN MY MIND IS FINN.
"BROTHAS."
"You're so.... Tall."
Finnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnn
Ur tal
...You're tall Finn. Why is this a confusing statement for you.
Blaine: WHO ARE U.
Oh.
RUN FINN.
Mike: PILLOW :C
The weepy hysterical drunk.
And poor Sam. The Derp Drunk.
The two angry drunks.
And Puck, the lovey dovey touchy feely drunk
Stripper Drunk
DAYUM.
HAPPY DRUNKS.
My favorite Mercedes omg <3
Blaine you trying to cast a spell on that bottle?
....Puck.
What are you doing to Mike?
Blaine: LOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOL
Puck back awa- ...Wait, no keep going.
OMNOM
Arms.
OHHHHHHHHHHHH~ NO ONE SAW THIS COMING
EXCEPT EVERYONE CAUSE THEY PUT IT IN THE PROMO
"Blaine Warbler I am going to ROCK YO WORLD."
And here we go.
I think Blaine looks like an amazing kisser.
So does Dave.
Therefore they should def kiss each other. Y/Y?
Puck likes.
Mike isn't sure what he's looking at.
Kurt: OKAY. THAT'S ENOUGH OF THAT.
Rachel: "Your face... Tastes AWESOME."
Your face.
Rachel: "I THINK I FOUND A NEW DUET PARTNER."
Oh. Just get ready for the Blaine faces you are about to see.
Rachel: GIGGLE
Kurt: yeaaahno.
Blaine: The fuck am I?
Oh. Gurl. Them jeans. Wear them all the time
And Rachel. Other way.
Drunk dancing consists of... Slap fights. Obviously.
I see you.
Checkin out dat ass.
And I like... Literally have no words for what you are about to see so.
...Yep.
Awe BB. I'm sorry. I really am. But. There is someone who wants you.
His name starts with a D and ends in ave.
Oh God, it's still going?
I can't
Awwwwe! I legit squealed. Boob pillow.
So cute- DAMN IT BLAINE STOP RUINING THE MOMENT
....
"Don't you want me baby?"
Santana: I WANT U. I DO.
DON'T YOU WANT ME
OHHHHHHHHHHHHH
...Okay stop I can't breathe
....
Well.
Aren't you just sex on legs?
Burt: "Hey Kurt?"
Oh thank God, Burt the savior.
I want to roll around in that bed.
Blaine can be in it at the same time. I just wanna bounce in it.
Kurt: "Be down in a sec!"
....Wait a tic.
A HERP DERP?
...Oh.
"Where am I?"
Yeah.
That's exactly what Burt wants to hear right now.
I'm... Kind of entranced by his eyebrows right now.
Burt: ...U.
And then scene end and Tus yelled 'OH SHI-'
Okay that's Part 1. Part 2 will be up.... Later.
As always, please please please no spoilers for future eps in the comments. This includes song spoilers <3<3<3<3 Thanks guys!