Title: Pick Up The Soap, or: G(ay)lee
Author:
_aurumPairing: Kurt/Karofsky, Kurt/Dalton Academy, everyone/everyone
Rating: PG-13
Word count: 2,251
Summary: All of a sudden, everyone seems to be gay. It would be a dream come true, if it wasn't so disturbing.
Notes: Crack. Honestly, not a single serious word was written that day.
Also, a big thanks goes to my friend, who spent his money on answering my texts about celebrity crushes and matching colors, and basically made this fic 200% better. ♥
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In retrospect, Kurt should've expected some cataclysm to happen. )
x-posted, sorry if you see it more than once