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[karne_asada]

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[jenflint]

1: Type in "[your name] needs" in the Google search

[cjcandie]

1: Type in "[your name] needs" in the Google search

[joeltpw]

1. Joel needs medication.
2. Joel looks like he's just emerged from spending two years in the basement.
3. Joel does the people's elbow
4. Joel hates piano bar renditions of Just the Way you are.
5. Joel goes to Singles Night at Whole Foods [there's a singles night??]
6. Joel Loves T-Shirt Making [hmm that would be a good t-shirt]
7. Joel eats Dave's insanity sauce for 30 min
8. Joel has no plans to make Nicole a honest woman
9. Joel can be downloaded at www.makower.com/joelpix
10. Joel will see to it that you have a great day

[blumerdeluxe]

Ryan needs little to no supervision.
Ryan looks like some sketchy guy from the 80s.
Ryan does the Soulja Boy.
Ryan hates IL gun owners now.
Ryan goes to work for a Hilary supporter.
Ryan loves stir fry. (had to go through 8 pages of results to get past all the ryanloveskelly.com and ryanlovesandrea.com results)
Ryan eats 100 Taco Bell Fire Sauce Packs.
Ryan has another dizzy day.
Ryan can stay free on bail during appeal.
Ryan will select poets for the Library of Congress's annual poetry series.

[joeltpw]

we should hang out and eat hot sauce together