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So today I decided to make love to a dwarf in a clown costume while baking a pie for my cat. It was one of the most interesting experiences of my life. I wouldn't suggest love making and baking at the same time. It can cause for some interesting burns which result to even wierder trips to the hospital where I met a dyslexic mental patient who thought he was a pancake. I gave him some maple syrup which he poured on his head and started to hand out forks. I did not see the end of that fiasco because I was called into the doctor. The doctor gave me some cream for the burns although some of the spots are hard to get too to apply the cream. The dwarf gave me a hand but he had to stand on the chair. When I got home from the doctor the transmission on my honda was busted. I was going to fast and went over a speed bump and jarred something loose. It made some wierd noises. It reminded me of a hippopotamus with a hernia. And now I am here telling you all of this. I probably should not have told you about this. I hope no one will think differently of me because of my choices. Have a good week all.