The Golgi Complex
Some may say I don't "see the forest for the trees". Others may tell me that I need to start "looking at the glass as being half full". To them I say "Hey man, could you pass the salt."
Well, now that I've intrigued you, let's talk about my week....
It started out like my past few weeks have, with me being ill. This god damned cough just will not relent, but its ok, for I will some day rape its children. Then I will name them all Clayton, out of delicious spite.
Monday was my birthday. I turned fifteen, which isn't the biggest milestone in life, I mean it doesn't mean I can drink, drive, or get discounts at most retail stores, but it does mean that I have the right to force people to do work for me for absolutley no pay.....thats right, I am above "slavery" laws.
I recieved a few things for completing this arduous task of growing older. Nancy got me balloons and a badass card, Allysa got me a card, and the family showered me with a slew of gifts, all o which either confused, entertained, or excited me in the pants.
Tuesday came around, in perfect chronological order following Monday. With it came SICA Novice speech tournament. I was shitting bullets before this thing. I don't truly know why, but I was. This competiton brought about the last preformance of the team of Bogue and Stonis's interpretation of "The Creation of the World and Other Business". Which was interesting to say the least, we just had fun with it....
Scott Stonis, I would like to have your children. Seeing as we both have penises, and you have dropped out of HDA, it appears this will never happen. Ah well, good luck in life, and god bless...
This competition also brought out some success for Andy bogue. Not only did my HDA take 6th, but I took 1st in SOS, which ain't too shabby.
Well, that pretty much it folks, this week is coming closer and closer to ending, and in retrospect, it is kicking ass so far.
****Andrew Bogue in no way shape or form endorses or acknowledges the act of slavery as a comic tool, unless it is referring to enslaving useless folks....like Jonathon Quinn, that guy sucks****
Well, now that I've intrigued you, let's talk about my week....
It started out like my past few weeks have, with me being ill. This god damned cough just will not relent, but its ok, for I will some day rape its children. Then I will name them all Clayton, out of delicious spite.
Monday was my birthday. I turned fifteen, which isn't the biggest milestone in life, I mean it doesn't mean I can drink, drive, or get discounts at most retail stores, but it does mean that I have the right to force people to do work for me for absolutley no pay.....thats right, I am above "slavery" laws.
I recieved a few things for completing this arduous task of growing older. Nancy got me balloons and a badass card, Allysa got me a card, and the family showered me with a slew of gifts, all o which either confused, entertained, or excited me in the pants.
Tuesday came around, in perfect chronological order following Monday. With it came SICA Novice speech tournament. I was shitting bullets before this thing. I don't truly know why, but I was. This competiton brought about the last preformance of the team of Bogue and Stonis's interpretation of "The Creation of the World and Other Business". Which was interesting to say the least, we just had fun with it....
Scott Stonis, I would like to have your children. Seeing as we both have penises, and you have dropped out of HDA, it appears this will never happen. Ah well, good luck in life, and god bless...
This competition also brought out some success for Andy bogue. Not only did my HDA take 6th, but I took 1st in SOS, which ain't too shabby.
Well, that pretty much it folks, this week is coming closer and closer to ending, and in retrospect, it is kicking ass so far.
****Andrew Bogue in no way shape or form endorses or acknowledges the act of slavery as a comic tool, unless it is referring to enslaving useless folks....like Jonathon Quinn, that guy sucks****